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@dribrats77 He's 17 and has an 18+ profile I'm dying

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virgin “member who wrote it gets writing credit” versus chad “whole band gets writing credit”

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@dribrats77 If you have Heartbreak Souvenir then I will become one of them

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steve

[3FAsic @macsicg]

gaycho

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@Jam_Appreciate These are incredible, but I don't know which of the two to pick for now. I'll think about it tomorrow lol

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taking new pfp suggestions, will credit in bio ofc

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@dribrats77 https://t.co/lw524XAwb6

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@dribrats77 Hello, Deacon Blues! Here's a list of ways to make a hilarious tweet about yacht-rock band Steely Dan!

- Quote Do It Again, Dirty Work, or Reelin' in the Years
- Bring up drugs and/or alcohol
- Call anyone a character from a Steely Dan lyric

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angine de poitrine son or masayoshi takanaka daughter

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Compilation album, vinyl stacked on top of each other, speakers are on the same surface as the turntable, etc

Scott is a larp larpity larper

[Carl And The Passions - "So Tough" @carlthepassions]

I FOUND IT

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@EarlDot The Sicilian Defense doesn’t exist.

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Anti-abortionists consider conception as the start of life so they can add 9 months to the age of the 17 year and 3 month old they just raped

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It's called Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project
It's called Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project
It's called Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project
It's called Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project
It's called Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project
It's called Sirius by The Alan Parsons Projec

[whitney @its_whitney]

STEVE KORNACKI WITH THE BULLS INTRO MUSIC

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Some Other Time is the best feminist anthem

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https://t.co/ZUhY5R2caE

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Listening to Kanye West - Heartless (Alternate/Extended Intro) just to hear the first two minutes of ammonia avenue and turn it off the moment ye hops on