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GABE KIDD
Just for tonight, let's go hangover chasin'. And I'll talk your ear off about why it's safe. As I fumble my words and fall flat on my face through the truth. Just say the word and we'll take up the test. Where we flirt with the bad ones and skip all the rest..
David has always been a snake in the grass but I thought we understood one another. Clarky was a brother but now he needs to be put down. There was never a choice to be made because it was made for me but I wouldnโt change a fuckin thing
Changed your group name twice in one fuckin night you cunt, and you think that this is gonna make you a killer again? Huh? This gonna make them โBreathe With The Switchbladeโ again?
Your time is done. A flash in the pan. Cling to that relevance while you can before we kill you.
DEATH TO BORING PRO WRESTLING. Bunch of fat neeks behind their keyboards telling the WWE how fuckin great they are when theyโve got fellow Europeans like myself on TV playing with a fuckin fake Funko Pop head. Are you mad? Are you out of your fuckin mind?
This shit STINKS bro
Manifesting so much for myself in the next year.
Add another 7 figures to my bank account
Win a World Championship
Try and lock down a baddie, preferably an African wife whose surname I cannot begin to pronounce.
Amen ๐๐ผ
The amount of pure fuckin hellfire I plan to rain down on this place is gonna be biblical. Lemme start of by saying this, fuck all the red tape, fuck visas, fuck the lot of these cunts in the locker room who spend their days playing their little games and being all buddy buddy -
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realest person to ever step foot in this fuckin company. I donโt give a fuck about any of you, fuck every single one of you, suck ya mum, all this talk about โoh you had to come here to be relevant, you had to do this, you had thatโ FUCK that noise, you get me yeah? Fuck all