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[APT1986 @APT1986]

@Malachians Even Taibi got MOTM on his debut.

[Mike Stanley @mikestan87]

The burglar at 3am coming in the patio door to see you sat in your underpants watching South Korea v The Czech Republic:

[APT1986 @APT1986]

@endahiggins88 “Toilet licking”

[APT1986 @APT1986]

Looks like he’s about to use the vices in the wood technology glass.

[Variety @Variety]

Adrian Brody arrives to the #Tonys

[APT1986 @APT1986]

@utdreport FAO @RyanR2021

[APT1986 @APT1986]

@jontranslates How soon though?

[APT1986 @APT1986]

@writtenoff_mufc I thought Arsenal’s kick off routine was a bit on the nose.

[APT1986 @APT1986]

SHOW ME MARTIN KEOWN PLEASE

[APT1986 @APT1986]

Every time I see him, I’m never impressed by Dembele.

[Jonny Mac @JonnyMc1]

Anthony Gordon after doing 7 kick ups at his Barca unveiling in the July sun.

[APT1986 @APT1986]

@barneyrednews Sick of him. Such a hypocrite. Found out for spouting shite and rather than hold his hands up, doubles down with a snarky post that he would criticise others for doing.

[utdreport @utdreport]

Bruno Fernandes responds to Roy Keane twisting his words:

“What I don't like is when people lie about things, and in this case, what you said about Roy Keane, basically, what he said is a lie.” [@StevenBartlett]

[APT1986 @APT1986]

“Global Ambassador”

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

🚨 Pep Guardiola will continue as a Global Ambassador for City Football Group.

#MCFC say "the role will see him giving technical advice to the clubs in the group, working on specific projects and collaborations."

[APT1986 @APT1986]

Please continue to be good, Micky C.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

There's a magic to Manchester United...

[bray @maybebrayyy]

Thomas Tuchel might not have picked on form, but has he picked on raw talent? Also no. But has he picked based on past winning experience? No. But has he picked on full ability? No again

[APT1986 @APT1986]

👍🏻

[Zippy Penguin @ZippyPenguin_]

One of the best posts on Red Issue I’ve seen.

Talking about the ex Red bellend pundits.

#MUFC #RedIssue

[APT1986 @APT1986]

Paging Jamie Carragher.

[Martyn Ziegler @martynziegler]

Rio Ferdinand accused of sports washing after going on Tanzania govt visit hosted by minister - his "good friend" - who has been sanctioned by USA for gross violations of human rights. https://t.co/Ag2Y6BvfzC

[APT1986 @APT1986]

‘Europe until mid-March’ is a funny way of saying ‘out in the group stages’.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇭🇷 🇵🇦 🇬🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @MRIRBT]

Kevin De Bruyne:
Assists - 20
Goals - 13
Trophies - 2
UCL quarter final.

Thierry Henry:
Assists - 20
Goals - 24
Trophies - 2
Europe until mid-March.

Bruno Fernandes:
Assists - 20
Goals - 8
Trophies - 0
Out of all competitions by 11th January.

"Player of the Year"

[APT1986 @APT1986]

@zirkwood_ Let it go, he’s useless.

[CinemaCopa @CopaExMachina]

"He turned the volume up because he can't hear the dialogue. Now make the action scenes as loud as possible."