Not Trevor Packer

Obviously not the real Trevor Packer just jokes
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[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

Sorry for disappearing for another 4 months I attempted to fake my own death

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

We have noted some of your concerns about the size of my "nonprofit" salary, especially in this time of great global suffering and need. Rest assured we have conducted an internal review and I have received a substantial raise.

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

AP daddy is back 😘

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

This year's AP scores: 100% chance of me not giving a fuck

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

Yes, this includes those weirdo "Hawaiians" who claim to have been made a state in 1959. Yeah, right.

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

Some have wondered why the only time zones shown on the #APExamTicket are those from the continental US. The explanation is quite simple: we do not consider any non-Americans to be worthy of basic human decency.

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

AP students took nearly 2 Million Exams last week, and we’re proud of every student who tested. However, not as proud as I am of the Junior VP who just asked me "Daddy, may I please have an official College Board™ Heavy Armored Tank of my very own?" Of course, buddy. Of course.

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

To anyone unable to access today's #APUSH exam, I apologize. I may have accidentally downloaded a virus while attempting to view the motion picture "Stepmom Consensually and Platonically Cuddles Teen Stepdaughter." Try going in through My AP again in a couple minutes.

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

@BroBroBrayBray_ @CollegeBoard We appreciate your concern, but luckily we have a monopoly on the college preparatory exam industry so we can do whatever the fuck we want. If you are unable to complete the exam because of this issue, feel free to sit for hours on hold with our nonexistent customer service.

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

My Junior VPs and I have been enjoying some of the creative items you all have been using to wipe up your tears on today's #apcalculus and #aphumangeo exams. Make sure to keep those webcams uncovered and @ me on all social accounts to be featured!

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

@san_duval @AP_Trevor My Junior VPs have been deployed and are currently en route in the official College Board™ Heavy Armored Tank. Please do not resist.

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

Just received word that one of the questions on today’s AP Calculus exam will accidentally be an illicit video I recorded of myself last night. If you are unable to complete the exam because of this issue, you can request approval to take the makeup exam https://t.co/pTWZV5mVQW

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

@EGAinTN @InsideAdmission @CollegeBoard @AP_Trevor We've found random box-checking and the ability to type odd sentences about one's grandfather to be a more than adequate measure of future scholastic success. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to save them and never contact us again.

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

#apphysics #apgov If students had trouble attempting to request a makeup, have them try again, copying and pasting the make-up key exactly, ensure that they are using our new premium $69 Firefox extension, copy their AP code,

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

The most frequent question after today's AP exams: What the fuck was that? I couldn't submit anything! The answer: I couldn't care less. #apphysics #apgov

[Not Trevor Packer @AP___Trevor]

Approx 500K students will take AP this year. 98% will be allowed to live, while approximately 2% will be culled. Congratulations to these inspiring students! #apphysics #apgov