Lisa.

My face is your throne and I’m ready for you to take a seat

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

I frequent this app about once a week and it’s literally just porn. Porn everywhere, I’m done

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

AI is the future and there is money to be made!! Don’t sleep people!! Embrace it bc it’s here so why not make money off of it???

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

Meal prep for the week? Ma’am that is white rice, the tiniest amount of ground beef and half an avocado…. That ain’t nutrition

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

How am I going to tell jjk fans that they are about to witness peak after peak after peak just for the author to ruin it at the end bc he felt pressured by his fans to hurry and finish… game of thrones of anime frfr :(

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

You married someone that looks like your sister and named your first child after your sister… I.. I… iiiiiiiiii

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

It’s nasty having your cat on your kitchen counter

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

KUUUUUMMMMMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

I use to think it was dope not being able to get hungover but now… it’s lowkey a curse. I can just drink and drink and drink with “no repercussions.” It’s kind of annoying bc I want to stop but can’t 😂 thanks for coming to my ted of talks

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

You know how you’ll see someone holding something and that something gets thrown WAAAAY too far and for some reason the person still holding is holding with such force they get thrown too? Yea couldn’t be me, I’m letting go… but also I feel like hands/ arms would be ripped apart

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

PUBLIX!!! You keep having this damn chicken tender sub $3 off and I just cannot ignore…

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

Ight Netflix, it’s p cool you can load the app on your phone and it’ll login into your account on the tv for you

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

Working on Columbus Day… week ALREADY fucking ruined

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

I was all happy drunk and then I went on instagram for 3 reels and I’m fucking depressed now

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

Universal can’t fool me! Yall talkin bout Florida folk get $70 a day for 3 days but fail to include the tax and the $30 parking. Talkin bout you spending $110-$120 before even getting in the park. Thank you next!

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

Not Cruncyroll too… ignore shit long enough and it’ll start affecting you out of nowhere.. smh but voting clearly doesn’t work so wtf do we do to actually get change?

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

Camp Rock came out in 2008…

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

They really think the “illegal” immigrants are going to be at this $3000 a ticket superbowl? Wasting tax dollars.. what else is new? Also, let’s see the faces of these ICE agents. Why are they hiding their faces? What are they so afraid of?

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

23,086 steps today at work.. with the average mile being 2,000 steps this is 11.5 miles…. 11.5 miles… and it’s probably not entirely accurate bc I am only basing this on the health app on iPhone so its prolly more tbh… gd bruh

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

Are all these fast food restaurants run by 1 fucking person? Like bruh, at least pay them enough fuck

[Lisa. @APandhisRTs]

Lady just told me I walk like someone from the city and asked if I was from New York… n like what if I am!?! lol I def only lived there for my first 10 years. Do not be mistaken, I am a suburban child through and through 😂😂😂 I will fight a bitch though