Amy Pantalones

A fancy girl with fancy things to say. I like cake, ice cream, and anything to do with The Muppets. Sometimes I write things:

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

@YourEvilRedneck Some one is a Kiss up.

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

@colbertlateshow just heads up thanks @StephenAtHome
https://t.co/TwYbkpu7Yi

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@jaymesue84 Christmas 2018 you and I get the Hell out of Dodge #takebackchristmasbizzay

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

@TheKatieMilano This is your librarian speaking...Fix This NOW.

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

Has @TheKatieMilano read #fangirl ?

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@TheKatieMilano @mulaney Obviously we are very patriotic

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

I am being completely sincere when I say @mindykaling helped make these past few years a little easier to get through. Thanks for the laughs and inspiration #laterbaby

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

Seeing #waitressmusical for the 3rd time. @HenryBGottfried is still my #doctor. Hope he's doing awesome things now.

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

That situation where you realize that you live with someone who doesn't respect #thegoonies

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

@MissTattooTara If you haven't read Nick and Norah's infinite playlist it's a good quick read.

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

@MissTattooTara Yes it's so good

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

@MissTattooTara Read the mortal instruments

[Kait Sweeney @kaitesque]

The Louis CK news is so disappointing...
2016: all your favorite celebrities are dead.
2017: all your favorite celebrities are dead to you.

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

Boo @CBS I actually really like #memyselfandi @bibbymoynihan your show was a delight.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

This day sucks. It sucks to see this happen again and again. It sucks that these dear souls lost their lives to a machine that loves violence. It sucks knowing that nothing at all will be done to curb it.

[Cameron Crowe @CameronCrowe]

no words. just thanks. @tompetty

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

So @jason_mraz joining the cast of @WaitressMusical is a legitimate excuse to see the play for a third time. Yes? Also who will go with me?

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

Important inquiry @kaitydavie @TheKatieMilano is #willherondale technically and ancestor of #aleclightwood?

[Amy Pantalones @APantalones]

"amy why are your sleeves puffy?" Well teen patron, I have a date with #willherondale and #jamescarstairs