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[Рада Кукинa @Rada1993A]

You're not losing more hair, you're gaining more scalp.

[Eugene @JRizardo]

Crisis management works beautifully until an actual crisis occurs.

[zepa @zepa11]

"Wockin' Wobin, tweet tweet, Wockin Wobin.." - Fuddson 5

[Алексей Ивойлов @peshkov41609120]

When all else fails, read the directions.

[Vegas Nights @vegasnights]

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[Наталия Видяпинa @vidyapina_a]

the sun rises.

[Ольга Свадьбинa @AZzyyf2]

Does "PIRATE" software come with a treasure map?

[Святослав Писарев @b0ss_ojoo1974]

Downstairs, in the historic Old Grid Building.

[Антон Хохлов @ToshaKhokhlov]

Don't bother pressing that key, there is no ESC.

[Рада Квашенко @nobybu9]

It's tagline poker. Can you beat EIGHT aces...?

[Фёдор Федюкевич @Yyjy97V1p]

When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.

[Vegas Nights @vegasnights]

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[Элеонора Зенченко @mr_mari0406]

The most expensive component is the one that breaks.

[Корнилий Дешин @0dahy7_mega]

A misplaced decimal point will always end up where it will do the

[Геннадий Вячеслов @baluu61]

Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE! - HAL9000

[Всеслав Колтырин @acuda15101]

In the long run, we are all dead.

[Светлана Абросиновa @pak1tt77]

Here, you go first, you're immune to bullets.

[Ефрем Шуенинов @mega_shueninov]

The sole reliable test of a first-rate intelligence is to hold two

[Галина Соседовa @a_sosedova]

Why do they always start off the evening news with "Good evening" when