Raven Dog

Always hungry - hey I'm a Lab what did you expect.

[Raven Dog @APawWeeDog]

I leave all my worldly goods to Mrs H to do with as she sees fit and to Mr H my share of apples at apple time, but not the lion's share. To them and everyone else I leave my best wishes for a long and happy life full of your favourite treats.

[Raven Dog @APawWeeDog]

If you are reading this then there is bad news and good news. The bad news is that I've left this tweet with Mr H to be posted in the event of my death. The good news is that Mr H has cranked up his single neurone and actually posted it.

[Raven Dog @APawWeeDog]

I'd like to leave you with some words of wisdom: take plenty or walks or better yet runs, eat as many treats as possible, jump in a muddy bog or horse trough when you can. Grab the opportunity for two suppers when you can. Take time to sniff the flowers and then pee on them.

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How lovely. Mr H has given me a certificate. It says "You are now in compliance with the Clean Air Act of 1968". And I've got a notice to put on the wall that says "Days since last eruption: 2". I'm looking forward to changing that to a 3 tomorrow. I hope I don't blow it.

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Thinking back on what I've eaten today I was rather pleased with an unusual tin of salmon. Now that I think about it some more I'm a bit concerned that Mrs H cut it with wormer. I think more retraining is the ticket for tomorrow.

[Raven Dog @APawWeeDog]

I didn't enjoy the wormer at all yesterday so obviously some human retraining was required. Looks like I was successful as I've not seen any wormer today.

[Raven Dog @APawWeeDog]

Mr H is easy to train as he is a little hard of thinking. But I'm concerned that Mrs H has pulled a fast one and smuggled the wormer in under the radar.

[Raven Dog @APawWeeDog]

Another dose tomorrow and the day after. What fun.

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Well that was a bit of a polava. But I think I've come out on top.
Mrs H had strict instructions from the Vee Eee Tee that my wormer medication was to be administered by syringe in my mouth.
Mrs H is Germanic in her adherence to the rules.

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Eventually Mrs H gave in and I chowed down on some lunch. I stopped half way through for a laugh - caused considerable panic for Mr H when it looked like he'd be wrong about me eating it. I'm a Lab of course I ate it.

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Tesco delivery man declined to bring food into the house and seemed to be holding his breath and wrinkling his nose.

I'm not afraid to say it, I think there's a bit of a stink in this house.

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It's been a rather windless day so far but the breeze from the south is picking up.

Mr H's eyes are watering again.

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Mr H has been berating me about my foul wind like it's my fault. Very annoying. Now where's that blunderbuss?