River Song (Roleplay/Parody)

Archaeologist, time traveler, wife of... well, that's a long story. There are infinite realities. I know them all. || DW Roleplay/Parody account. ||

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

@TARDISisHome Mother had great aspirations for me. Too bad I was such a little hellion.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

A platoon of Judoon. Such a poet is the Doctor.

[TheTARDISType40 @TARD1S1sH0me]

I’ve made sure this ship isn’t going anywhere and the authorities boarding include a platoon of Judoon! Time to go…

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

@TARDISisHome It's close enough to the recorder, which as I recall was your instrument for a while. None of my regenerations have even a smidgen of musical ability. I always mourned that.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

@TARDISisHome Well, that is true. That reminds me, remember when we met the Gershwins? The premiere of Rhapsody in Blue. First time I ever heard you play a clarinet.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

The Doctor does love software.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

@InfamousChild If I might be permitted a tiny suggestion, a teaspoon of dry ranch mix is delicious in chicken salad.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

I've.... overreacted haven't I?

[Twelve. (Parody/Roleplay) @RockingTheBox]

No, no, no. No.
I never plan the best things! I make sure they happen spontaneously.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

You know the children can't keep a secret. You've nothing planned. It's alright. I suppose I'm too old to celebrate birthdays anyway.

[Twelve. (Parody/Roleplay) @RockingTheBox]

No. No I didn't. Haven't.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

Tomorrow is my birthday. You've forgotten.

[Twelve. (Parody/Roleplay) @RockingTheBox]

Uh... You know this doesn't work. I don't know what happened!

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

•side eye• Seriously?

[Twelve. (Parody/Roleplay) @RockingTheBox]

.... Right?

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

I love cake.

[TheTARDISType40 @TARD1S1sH0me]

I get cake!

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

I suppose you'll have to figure it out, won't you?

[Twelve. (Parody/Roleplay) @RockingTheBox]

What have I done this time?... Or... Not done...?

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

I wonder if I could make it on and off Gallifrey long enough to rescue a TARDIS.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

Oh, Doctor... why do I ever let you out.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

How did I miss a regeneration?

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

@TARDISisHome Now where's the fun in that?

I'll say the same to you. Stay safe, and if you need me, I'm a psychic paper message away.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

But he still throws out the user manual.

[TARDIS Type 40 TT @TheTARDISType40]

Over the centuries, the Doctor has learned the importance of regular maintenance ~

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

@TARDISisHome That is exactly right. I've always trusted you with my life. I would walk through the volcanic fires of Tigus with you, any time.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

@TARDISisHome That's just as of today, of course.

And yes, it has been a while. About 142 years from my side.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

@TARDISisHome Oh... my apologies, dear. I haven't updated my facial registry, and the psychic paper didn't let me know.

Yes, I've calculated it. As a time-traveling archeologist I consider it my duty and privilege to know. You've saved 875,426 races, with over 120 billion souls.

[River Song (Roleplay/Parody) @APerfectSong]

@TARDISisHome You like to think of yourself as a guy in a box, helping out where you can. It's so much more than that. Have you ever calculated the races that wouldn't exist if you hadn't lent a hand?