Matthew Pizzato

Welcome to my tweets.

[Matthew Pizzato @APerplexedZebra]

@Criterion Professor, my dreams grow darker. Does evil come from within us, or from beyond?

[Matthew Pizzato @APerplexedZebra]

Decided that I was going to start posting the movies that I am watching since I have been making a point of watching more movies this year like I used to!

[Matthew Pizzato @APerplexedZebra]

@Criterion It could look like someone you know or it could be a stranger in a crowd. Whatever helps it get close to you.

[Alex Golden @AlexGoldenNBA]

“This is crazy. It’s like every week, somebody for the Colts takes turns not doing their job.”

Ross Tucker on the Colts

[Derek Schultz @Schultz975]

What a ridiculous throw 😂

That might be the easiest interception of the season.

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

Jonathan Taylor breaks through!

📺 CBS

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

Straight out of the game, right onto the concourse 🍔🐔 Get a taste of Vice City’s Cluckin’ Bell and Burger Shot restaurants for a limited time.

[Paul Tassi @PaulTassi]

:(

[Destin @DestinLegarie]

I can also confirm this is a legit Mass Effect 5 trailer.

[We are Mass Effect - #SaveMassEffect @WeAreMassEffect]

A purported BioWare developer has leaked a trailer for the cancelled ME 5 on Reddit.

The footage, reportedly titled "MASS EFFECT UNIVERSE," appears to suggest the project was further along in development.

Its authenticity remains unverified.

#MassEffect

[James Boyd @RomeovilleKid]

Beyond the idiocy of discussing blood clots when you’re not a doctor, the insinuation that Jalen Hurts is suddenly a quitter is INSANE.

His whole story is defined by his indomitable will/resilience. It could be a movie!

“I don’t know nothing.”

Understatement of the century.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Eagles QB Jalen Hurts, who is out for the season after several blood clots were revealed in his lungs, has been undergoing tests for days.

Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.

[Stephen Holder @HolderStephen]

Firing your GM and not a coach (or coaches) strongly suggests we might be headed for a fire sale here.

It was going to happen eventually, but doing it now is a deliberate choice, as Carlie Irsay-Gordon said in her statement.

[Jonathan Jones @jjones9]

Last month @RomeovilleKid looked at Chris Ballard's track record in Indy and compared it to other GMs with comparable tenure https://t.co/8WUebTjROW

[Derek Schultz @Schultz975]

The Colts kept Ballard despite an epic crash in 2022 and after 2024 washed out and Richardson busted.

He was given more rope than he deserved, yet still couldn’t meet even the bare minimum expectation (simply making the playoffs) and leaves the team worse than when he arrived.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Nice. Congrats colts fans. That will go down as a all time great loss for you yesterday

[Derek Schultz @Schultz975]

Oh my god… they did it.

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

We have relieved Chris Ballard of his duties as General Manager.

[James Boyd @RomeovilleKid]

#Colts DT DeForest Buckner’s postgame presser.

“I’m sick and tired of the same song and dance every year.”