Pets

I like my sugar with coffee and cream. Go Hawks

[Pets @APets19]

@britneyqueers_ @mattlieb Half days at work are the best! ☺️

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Unless you riot for Trump, in which case you’ll be pardoned and given slush fund money stolen from U.S. tax payers.

[George Washington 🇺🇸 @YN_Washington]

They put the skyline on the cover and the entirety of Chicago got hit with the worst Madden curse of all time

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[Corey Clayton @CoreyClayton]

Gotta love when a @Newsweek hack rushes to get a “Caitlin Clark trade to Sparks rumor” piece out for engagement farming, and forgets to delete their AI chat prompts from the piece.

#NowYouKnow @IndianaFever #WNBA

[Polly Sigh @dcpoll]

I’m constantly amazed at how Republicans keep pretending that this isn’t the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived.

[Alex Gookin @_AlexGookin]

Republican nominee in the state controlled by Republicans for 20 years:

[Pets @APets19]

@BErtNotBurt @forcefemfatale @DGoforth918 @vuse_lover Or Albert

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The Curt Cignetti College Football 27 cover looks like the poster for a 1994 Disney movie in which a recently divorced NFL head coach decides to coach an underachieving high school team of misfits as a way to reconnect with his son who's grown distant after his parents split up.

[Pets @APets19]

@wherestheziti @HOUSEPORN___ That's okay. You can't do any of this, either.

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Smooth Criminal but the beat is Smooth Operator

[Pets @APets19]

When recycling consumes far more resources than it saves: eggshell edition https://t.co/oZ5PnRp5W2 via @YouTube

[rootwoman123 @rootwoman123]

Who did it better?

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

MAGA: Obama giving Iran $1.7 billion unfrozen assets is TREASON.

NYT: Trump’s Iran Deal to include $300 BILLION reconstruction fund for Iran.

MAGA:

[The San Andreas Fault @sanandreafault]

Hi, it's me, I'm the reason

[Jonathan 'Boo and Vote' Cohn @JonathanCohn]

He raped her, she won in court, and his response is to terrorize her. Because he is a rapist.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Me: Don't worry, young Kirk Ferentz isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Young Kirk Ferentz:

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

@TheDemocrats @StephenM Stephen Miller has dried up more pussy than a Catholic guilt trip.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck