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President RustyTheBaguette has confirmed that he is schizophrenic.

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BREAKING: Poor black man got kicked by United Nations staff for breathing.

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UPDATE: President RustyTheBaguette says that he hates press freedom and democracy and wants to turn France into a communist state>

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BREAKING: President RustyTheBaguette claims that he hates black people.

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Sources have suggested that the leadership of Croatia has been manipulated into join the by Russia-led CSTO.

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BREAKING: President of the Republic issues decree regarding the EU, French government cuts ties with Liechtenstein & Prime Minister appoints A. F. Langdon as State Secretary of Europe & Foreign Affairs.

https://t.co/tnxaB8oi44

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NOT CONFIRMED: Rumors claim that the Prime Minister has given Liechtenstein the time till 17:00 CEST to sort the current problems with several developers regarding the payment of commissions, otherwise the French Republic will take "immediate actions".

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RUMOR: Rumors claim that the United States is being "used" by the Russian Federation for more influence in the Security Council.

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Arctic Council representatives met with the Prime Minister of France about their new admission to the Arctic Council as a permanent observer state.

France agrees to be active and involved in the Arctic Council. France has yet to supply exclusive help such as funds or military.

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The French Prime Minister was heard saying #banfinley during the anti-pedo gala. The French press was able to hear this and reveal the next picture:

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@yeastieee This is not a fantasy world where you can just get anything you want. You don't have unlimited power. You're really egoistic and narcissistic. Besides that, you would abuse your powers even more.

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@yeastieee Maybe I should remind you of the fact that you are just out for power and that you're the real destroyer of the un. You abused your powers as group owners, showed your incompetence as Secretary-General, wanted to become group admin so you can continue to abuse your powers.

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The EU-referendum has officially started. Furthermore, the Acting President has announced France's neutrality in the conflict between the USA and the UK.

https://t.co/Cs5GiFbez8

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Acting President YZDistract & Chief of Staff for Foreign Affairs Officer1254 are expected to host a press conference later tonight at 21:30 CEST, with the US ultimatum to the UK as one of the topics.

https://t.co/zYYVmgK7cw

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The French Republic & Russian Federation have officially ratified the Accord of Élysée.

https://t.co/k24hwk5Dq8

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The Acting President of the Republic YZDistract has released a decree for preparation of mobilization for a deployment to Djibouti. The French government will outline the purpose and objective later tonight.

https://t.co/BDUFW1Klzz

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The French government has announced a binding referendum to join the European Union for August the 10th.

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Talks P5: The UK has dropped its initial proposal for conventional warfare under mutual agreement. The UK has proposed conventional warfare by defender's choice. Inside sources have reported that the French Republic and the United States have agreed to this proposal.