Andrew Purcell

South Shields FC, Sunderland AFC, New York Jets, Durham CCC, darts, snooker. Pop punk & ska punk. I spend far too much of my life in pubs.

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

@TheCricketerMag @oscarress05 Is opening the bowling and taking a wicket with his 8th ball really "easing back into action"?

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

@FootballCliches non-league play off final adjudication panel. This is Robbie Tinkler, South Shields captain and talismanic centre half, but surely a centre half can't "lead the line", even in reference to training prior to a play off final?!

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

@RikkiClarke81 @SkySports Worry about your shit football team, not a bloke talking

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

Referee: Free kick to Arsenal

#SAFC

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

@SunderlandAFC Utter shite from Nordi. Helps to kick the cunt more than 20 fucking yards when trying to clear it

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

@CookeeCharlie Out-bottling Pakistan should almost be commended

[Kunt and the Gang @kuntandthegang]

I played thousands of gigs on the toilet circuit back in the day with thousands of other acts but there really was only one Captain Hotknives. Rest in peace mate X

https://t.co/VjwpmkaxCO

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

@kuntandthegang I'll be raising a shitty muffin to him next time I'm on a train. And it better not have any chocolate chips in.

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

Me when I was 9 on the bus or train

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

This kid has been referred to as 14 for at least 3 years now

[Will Macpherson @willis_macp]

Not for the last time, you suspect, England are being Sooryavanshi-ed. Given he's 14, this could happen for the next quarter of a century

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

They've genuinely seen what the BBC did to Top Gear and said "hold my beer".

A bloke who is famous for running around train stations with a fucking go-pro on his head presenting a car programme

[Variety @Variety]

#TheGrandTour is back.

Prime Video has tapped Francis Bourgeois, Thomas Holland and James Engelsman to helm a revamped version of the automotive series, which returns later this year. https://t.co/bUnlJei2tY

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

Yeah, we're gonna loan out our 20 million quid top scorer, who we only signed in August, after our transfer window has closed so we can't replace him.

[Orta Saha @ortasahahaber]

Fenerbahçe, Brian Brobbey için Sunderland'e satın alma opsiyonlu kiralama teklifi yaptı.

(Sabah)

[Withnail Jones @withnailjones]

I opened a new Twitter account and selected football as the only subject I’m interested in. I followed one account, Fabrizio Romano. This is the For You feed.

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

Where's the cue ball going 😢

[Snooker Legends @Snookerlegends]

Heart breaking to share the news that we've lost the great 'JV' John Virgo this morning, he passed away in Spain. Rosie and Brooke-Leah would like everyone to know. Our hearts go out to them both, Gary and the grandchildren. JV was doing what he loved to do right up until the end, entertaining everyone. Such an important person in my life but in our sport in general. An amazingly loyal friend to me, and someone you felt was sat with you at the match when he was commentating on TV. Hard to take this one...one great person who touched so many lives and loved the game. We will never forget you bud. RIP JV

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

@Bushell87mufc Nobody is forcing you to watch it. Personally I'd rather see fans who actually know about their clubs' be involved in discussions, than hearing the ill-informed, cliche-laden opinion of ex-pros who've probably watched any club outside of the top 6 a handful of times

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

And I'm so glad he got to see the club return to where it belongs #SAFC

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

I only met George once, when he was working in the supporters club shop and I was working in the programme office. I was only going to drop off some old programmes that they'd asked for, but I felt like I was meeting a celebrity. Rest in peace Sunderland's greatest ever fan #SAFC

[Nick Barnes @Tweed_Barnesy]

Heartbreaking to hear of the passing of Mr.Sunderland George Forster.
A true legend and character who will always be remembered by the Sunderland family. A very sad day and my love to all his family. Forever in our hearts ♥️ #safc

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Donald Trumps name appears more often in the Epstein Files than Harry Potters name appears in all 7 Harry Potter books.

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

@UKNYJets @Willpa11 My bank account if we get another London game

[Andrew Purcell @APurcell92]

@SAFCsource @willsafc_ I'm still convinced that was a cross, to be fair. But counts either way I guess