Just Andy

My official twitter feed, accept no imitations

[katelin @loud_socialist]

spotted last night in williamsburg

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@heyriddleriddle
I have a friend called Jage Rindles and they were so mad when they heard 300 part one. Think!
Never mind April O'Penguins. Livid!

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@XploredHistory Did alright, unfortunately I shook a leg and hit the hay!.
One thing is for sure though, a leopard never changes its sports!

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@heyriddleriddle
I just heard you say there is only one elevator company. In Britain we call then lifts.
I was in one the other day and the company was, no lie, Schindler...

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@SamanthaGizbo Well, the date was technically closer to Halloween!

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@fesshole Why does your shower have feathers?

Ooo, is it like a car wash for people?

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@fesshole Thanks @Pamandhpalways. I think you're beautiful, baby.
x

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@fesshole That was nice of you, but she should really pay her own tax.

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@fesshole "an" ?

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@HumansNoContext It's the sad reflection of our meaningless lives.

[Brandon Doyle @Brandondoyle]

Great ad for #MissionImpossible7

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@heyriddleriddle
British show, 'My New Best Friend'.
A contestant has to pass a comedian, playing an awful character, off as their new best friend for a weekend. Improvised.
One scene with only the two of them cooking is wild. They both know.
Contestant goes mad!
Check it out.

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@heyriddleriddle
Staring Contest. There's many more, don't get addicted!
https://t.co/dFUe8iJlY1

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

Public not allowed near the coronation.
MP parades around with sword.

Times monarch beheaded by public/placards - 0
Times monarch beheaded by parliamentarians - 1

[Anita Singh @anitathetweeter]

Emma Thompson gives such good photo #Coronation

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

🎼“ I love vagina, Camilla. I love vagina, Camilla. FIVE LADS, THIGH PADS, I-PADS”

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

A British show, My New Best Friend.
A contestant has to pass a comedian, playing an awful character, off as their new best friend for a weekend. Improvised.
One scene with only the two of them cooking is wild. They both know.
Contestant goes mad!
Check it out.

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@Loudbasket
Just found a draft of a reply tweet never sent. Or was it? Well, I've sent it now, twice i think. Mildly amusing only once...

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

@Loudbasket Many of you don't know that over 10,000 mothers a year, in this country, give birth to a goth baby. Those are the ones we know about.
Many parents are struggling with undiagnosed goth babies. Surviving only on over the counter black Tees.
Underground piercings

You can help...

[Just Andy @ARDavidson79]

Many of you don't know that over 10,000 mothers a year, in this country, give birth to a goth baby. Those are the ones we know about.
Many parents are struggling with undiagnosed goth babies. Surviving only on over the counter black Tees.
Underground piercings

You can help...