𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙

the blade that hungers last .

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

POETRY .

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

𝗵𝘆𝗺𝗻 . 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗴𝘆 .

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

famished is furious of the stomach . I hadn't even considered this . wow .

yes , yes . that's awesome . don't be nervous . you're gonna be great . no miso can stand in your way .

[ᵀʰᵉ 𝕰༝𖠣𝖊ℊ𝖆ཀ𝖙 𝕲𝓇ɨ𝓂 ℛ𝖊☠︎𝖕ℯ𝖗༝ 💍 @regaIreaper]

ᅠᅠ

Satisfied enough with the other’s fervent reassurances, the reaper is successfully sold on her pitch.

❝ The fury .ᐣ Mm, not so much I’m afraid. What I am feeling, however, is ‘the famished.’ That’ll do, I trust .ᐣ ❞

ᅠ

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

a genius mind . . . maybe it was dolphins or octopuses . they're smart , right ?

[𝑽𝑨𝑷𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑳 ⎈ @apr1lski3s]

“ … hmm , i'm not sure , to be honest . she is able to speak in morse code , so i suppose that counts ? ”

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

( *another nod . )

does she have any special abilities ? that *is how you tell , right . . . ?

[𝑽𝑨𝑷𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑳 ⎈ @apr1lski3s]

“ … i don't think i'll ever know if he was raised in the woods or raised in the ocean .

… what i do know is that my crew likes to say that our youngest , march , was raised in the woods . ”

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

Johnny is NOT a Sage of Six Paths . right . Answer . Answer do you know

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

huh . well , your dad's always had a charisma about him . I wonder if he was raised in the woods and they taught him or something . and then they can call on him in times of need .
I'm in too deep — the mystery is just fine , maybe

[𝑽𝑨𝑷𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑳 ⎈ @apr1lski3s]

“ …. we're not sure , if i'm being honest ! nobody knows if the animals come to us , or if johnny is out there scouting for these animals …. ”

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

the Naruto of cats . gotcha . you guys have to open a master store or something . you're two for two .

how do you keep finding such great animals . . . ?

[𝑽𝑨𝑷𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑳 ⎈ @apr1lski3s]

“ ... cats are very much awesome , especially janis ! no other cat can compete with her or even be compared to her . she's perfect in every way possible . ” 😼

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

omnipurpose relaxation technique . most impressive . cats might be just as awesome a master as otters . . .
( *solemn nod . )

[𝑽𝑨𝑷𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑳 ⎈ @apr1lski3s]

“ … not only does she do that when she wants to sunbathe , but she also does it when she's itchy and has nobody to scratch her ! ” ☝️

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

the ultimate sunbathing jutsu . . .

[𝑽𝑨𝑷𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑰𝑳 ⎈ @apr1lski3s]

“ … janis does this on the ship sometimes . ”

[𝚉𝙰𝙽𝚄𝙵𝙵 @genrouzan]

Chipp wants you to be the best version of yourself and genuinely wishes good things to happen in your life

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

it was a very confused time in my life let it be known that I renounce these statements and any like them

[𝚉𝙰𝙽𝚄𝙵𝙵 @genrouzan]

Why did no one kill this dumbass kid bruh 😭

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

I am the entirety of our border security . we are severely understaffed . and no , no I won't accost you . except with ultimate miso mania .

• thankful for their playing along . . .

are you feeling the fury ???

[ᵀʰᵉ 𝕰༝𖠣𝖊ℊ𝖆ཀ𝖙 𝕲𝓇ɨ𝓂 ℛ𝖊☠︎𝖕ℯ𝖗༝ 💍 @regaIreaper]

ᅠᅠ

Even if Testament had any reservations concerning the other’s proposal they wouldn’t dare broach them lest they rain on the enthusing shinobi’s parade.

❝ Is that so .ᐣ Hmm, that *does* sound enticing . . I won’t be accosted by border security, will I .ᐣ ❞

ᅠ

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

did you know we opened a new sushi place in south jburg like 2 days ago it's ultra omega fire blazing if you want to try it out . we've got a massive miso musubi mania for mega cheap .

• she's bouncing around like a piñata that just got hit

[ᵀʰᵉ 𝕰༝𖠣𝖊ℊ𝖆ཀ𝖙 𝕲𝓇ɨ𝓂 ℛ𝖊☠︎𝖕ℯ𝖗༝ 💍 @regaIreaper]

ᅠᅠ

❝ Mm .ᐣ Wh— ❞ They turn briskly to find an *exceedingly* invested kunoichi, suspended upside down mere inches from their face.

❝ You heard right. I’m contemplating sushi for my lunch. . . Why do I get the feeling you’d be receptive to an invitation .ᐣ ❞

ᅠ

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

a sudden hankering for what 👀 a little what 👀 a spot of what 👀

[ᵀʰᵉ 𝕰༝𖠣𝖊ℊ𝖆ཀ𝖙 𝕲𝓇ɨ𝓂 ℛ𝖊☠︎𝖕ℯ𝖗༝ 💍 @regaIreaper]

ᅠᅠ

❝ Hmm . . What should I have for lunch today .ᐣ I’ve got a sudden hankering for sushi, but . . ❞ 🍣 💭

ᅠ

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

right you are . I just saw a signal and figured I had to act . but — you'll be by your lonesome now , citizen ! we don't know each other . may the other one find you swiftly !

sa ! yo ! nara !

• fwsh ! vanish . . .

[--- reina del sol ☼ @_G0LDENSKIES]

Well--- fair point.
I was missing /him/, given that uh- we're a bit of.. uh.

( * her face turned bright red. )

You and me though, we're kind of strangers! Be a bit weird if I were missing you.

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

a — ha . so that's it — you've met my clone . he's different from me because he's not a woman . now it all makes sense . . .

do you need him , specifically ? I can ring him up

[--- reina del sol ☼ @_G0LDENSKIES]

( * perhaps i fell into another.. )

Well, the chipp i know.. is a bit different.

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

um . do you need Vernon or something . I can get Vernon on the line .

he's the only other president I can think of

[--- reina del sol ☼ @_G0LDENSKIES]

big draco..

Uh not the right mr president, but you'll do!

[𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 @ARFABLADE]

don't give her ideas my wayward clone . we are severely understaffed

[𝚉𝙰𝙽𝚄𝙵𝙵 @genrouzan]

" If you're a ninja in the ECK, you can leave whenever you feel like... "