Adam

They can't all be zingers

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

Time to play my favorite holiday game: 'Was That a Firework or a Gunshot?'

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

Nice to wake up to some good news for a change

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

@WicketMaster @sarebeart This movie fucked me up

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

@sarebeart Brush up on your paw patrol

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

AKA literal institutional racism against Asian Americans. You can't be both anti-racism and pro affirmative action

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Breaking: More than two decades after it was outlawed at public campuses, University of California regents unanimously endorse restoring affirmative action https://t.co/X2uX5CjR9Y

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

@colec1698 See? The marketing writes itself!

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

Disappointed to learn that the gay neighborhood in Chicago is Boystown and not the Meat Packing District

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

And knowing 99% of these violent cops won't face repercussions and that any civilian who defends themselves is likely to be killed is disgusting. Police are a necessary part of a functional society, but they cannot be given carte blanche

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

Beating up unarmed elderly, shooting news reporters live on air, running into crowds with SUVs; you'd have to be stupid to still believe the police are there to "protect and serve."

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

@WicketMaster Congratulations!

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

I love when Hollywood writers want a show set in a small town but don't actually know how many people live in a small town, so you end up with one high school, 3 cops, and a population of 60,000 people

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

The movie Avatar is about a high budget, government sponsered program for furrys

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

@sarebeart @LLW902 My boy ain't endorsing losers tho

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

People out here praising the CCP. Like holy shit did you forget they 1) arrested and jailed the doctors who first warned of the outbreak and 2) still have millions of Muslims in concentration camps? I'm all for healthcare reform but let's not sick authoritarianism's dick too hard

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

It's officially gone too far. Is nothing sacred anymore?

[WIENERMOBILE @Wienermobile]

We’ve made the difficult decision to cancel currently scheduled Wienermobile events for the near future. The health & safety of our fans, the Hotdoggers & the public is top priority. We look forward to getting back on the hot dog highway as soon as we can. Stay safe everyone 💛

[charis @gothloglady]

the plan? create a virus that infects the population in order to increase hand sanitizer sales

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

Ben gets no respect

[Adam @ARHthe1st]

New car, new job, new city, new air mattress

[cory snearowski @corysnearowski]

Don’t remember the books being like this