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Professional Bank Head Bounce Background Dancer, Plus Size Selfie Model, Standup Comedian.

[ARMON @ARMON_online]

The Steve Harvey comments about his WAP have me 💀

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White mediocrity should never be allowed in black spaces where we require black excellence.

[vince @vincestaples]

See the problem with hip hop is white people too comfortable. We need to treat y’all how y’all treat us at Trader Joe’s.

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Kendrick's @Akademiks line isn't that deep. Looking at AK's dissection of Euphoria versus his actual real time reaction to when he heard Euphoria completely compromises his opinion.

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Iykyk listening to J. Cole "7 min Drill" was like watching Big Mike punch Stacey, he got heart & respect for what he just did, but the final outcome to this isn't gonna be pretty.

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When the prosecution heard Young Thug new album just dropped...

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In one scene Cissy triggered every issue I've ever had with my mother #SnowfallFX

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Leon back in L.A. fresh from Africa...
Me: (yelling at the screen) #SnowfallFX

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Online comedy is becoming one lame ass inside joke that keeps repeating itself.

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Ugly Christmas sweaters are played out, we got to start crocheting the crucifixion and start the ugly Easter sweater trend.

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Driving in LA is basically Mario Cart w/ Mortal Combat characters.

[MzPoeticDivineFeminine🧘🏾‍♀️#RIPNIP @MzPoeticDivFem]

Black Men suffer in silence because their bad days are perceived as a “turn off”. So they put on mask to make us happy. We can have 14,000 mood swings they stick by us. I’m okay with his bad days. I’m going to pour into his life even more on those days.

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These unaborted babies are gonna be mad as fuck about the cost of living.

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All they wanna do is get married & complain bro.

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@S3rown_ 🤣🤣I turned into a southern slave

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It’s so hot in Vegas, this shit make the devil forget he’s from hell.

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🤔WHO in the court of law is deciphering Young Thug lyrics!?

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Rap Genius is about to take these niggas to jail.

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Watching people use the same audio clips week after week is getting old. This shit is killing creativity 😩

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Wait Kanye is in trouble for calling another black man a Koon?? 🤔🙄🤨

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Niggas be holding the backwood to the light like a lost treasure map.