Torq Penderloin 🇵🇸

Forbes 30 under 30 IQ

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W faps to you and your kin

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Has anyone pointed out that John’s wearing two hats in this picture

[𝓶☆ @moonduststevie]

I love gay Halloween wym you’re Yoko & John Lennon doing his funny walk

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“Dallas deserves fucking nothing” - Dallas, repeatedly, unprompted

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Dallas’ iconic Granada Theater is closing after eight decades to become a spa

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Hot dog
Jumping frog

[Liquid @LiquidWIFI]

He's already renamed New Mexico how long till he does this

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@TectonicImprov @TwelveBricks I think they look nice :)

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@TwelveBricks @TectonicImprov Every time I try to listen to indie bands from this era I inevitably have the thought “man, I could just be listening to Interpol instead”

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@bestmascotever @no_earthquake I care about German Marquez

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@bestmascotever @no_earthquake I think it’s funny she DM’d his dad

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@bestmascotever @no_earthquake Both of his movies this year are mostly about deception

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@Chpterblack Stubbed toe

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@ryanct99 @CodifyBaseball Starting pitcher

[Populicc @populicc]

Yeşil fasulyeyi çok seven bir sarman:

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@OrcWarrior77 It’s gone now. You lost a part of you

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@Ffraleyy @BaseballWRLD_ For many (if not most) people, the entire point of buying a timeless ticket is to use it on the World Series. They’re not guaranteed to make it back in our lifetime. The Mariners have been around half a century and haven’t been. 7 teams haven’t made it since 2000.

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@LibZionistNerd @scrawldahl What the fuck are you talking about

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@rslavenmarriage It’s a Dasha fan people do not engage

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@Jeff_in_3D Fresh egg pasta is delicious! I can’t make it better than my local pasta shop but it’s way different than anything from a box. If I didn’t have a good local pasta maker I’d absolutely make it more often. It’s not performative it literally contains different ingredients

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I hate everything about the way this person communicates. it makes my skin crawl. It’s somewhere between zei squirrel and JD Vance in terms of “well actually” intellectual millennial parlance

[wrotator @wrotator]

Gotta say, the person who provably put an earring on her sleeve so that it would stab her fellow passenger is prima facie an absolute psycho nutcase whose account of what happened I am strongly inclined to disbelieve

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@scrawldahl H82CIT

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@khoee @jaysugarz @michaeloburns You do NOT live in Oakland a weird freak like you would be talking about Pamela Price and Sheng Thao constantly and you’d probably be mutuals with Seneca Scott. cringe ass larper

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Dick from a guy whose heart’s just not in it :/