Alice.

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

Williams saved himself £62 in change for holiday, very proud ❤️

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

In need of some new summer clothes ☀️☀️

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

William has seen a reevi, William wants a reevi 😂

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

Just sat in Williams swimming lesson, breathing in other peoples stinky feet for 30 mins xx brilliant x

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

I’ve drank 4 litres of water today and needed a wee every hour 😂

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

In desperate need of my nails being done , desperate

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

William needs more summer clothes but they are all £££££

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

Do I get William Birkenstocks for summer or stick with crocs???!

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

Omg all Williams shoes are now too small!! What is going on?! Pay day can’t come soon enough - why is my child growing like a giant 😂😂

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

William has officially got no summer clothes 😂😂

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

1 of 65 end of year reports written today 😂☠️

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

Why has my three year old already grown out of all his new clothes 💰💰💰💰

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

I want to take William to Disneyland Paris so badly ❤️

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

I just want all my hair chopping off 💇🏻‍♀️

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

I need a proper pamper xxx who wants to do a spa???

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

I’ve made it to the end of my hardest term yet without a mental breakdown and super proud of myself x

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

@Al_beano Fuck off cus your first on the list x

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

At the point of being ill that I just hate everyone. Be warned xx

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

Need to find 2 hours to myself to get my nails and feel like me again x

[Alice. @ARMelbs]

How satisfying is the smell of bleach when cleaning the bathroom?