Austin Porter

*not a real NARP

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

@Khamenei_m can you not go too crazy so my bros and lady bros can be free around Memorial Day. Asking for a friend

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

@KBehlmann You want that second round smoke?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Every. Single. Time.

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

@washingtonpost @Bro_Hanny

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

@Bro_Hanny You can get lost in watch mojo top tens

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

@Bro_Hanny Wisecrack for anything movie related, funny or die does a series called a very special episode, honest trailers is pretty great too

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

@Bro_Hanny What are you in the mood for mr Hanrahan

[Michael B. Hancock @MayorHancock]

Are you ready for some football? We are! The @Broncos kick-off the 2018 football season here at home on Sunday. 🙌🏾🙌🏾 I'm declaring tomorrow #OrangeFriday in the @CityofDenver. Everyone here in the city & Broncos Country fans worldwide are encouraged to wear orange. 🔶🏈🔶🏈

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

@Bro_Hanny @NCAA So true bro

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Everytime Tony Romo sees a replay

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

This is PERFECT! 😂

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Did Adrian Brody do a shitty Marlon Brando impression on purpose in the new Peaky Blinders? Who thought that was a good idea?

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

@Bro_Hanny DO YOU BROOOOO

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

@mattyberb1 @keegan_hofer @Coopdaddy01 @Drewseph_J and gets peanut butter smeared on their faces and licked off by dogs

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

RT if you think the TCU Horned Frogs should make the CFB Playoff. #WhosIn

[David Hodge @PresHodge]

Lots of playing, and winning!, with the Cold Shoulders, aka the Megans

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

Lol we won

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

@lauren_ann_8 good luck...

[Austin Porter @ARPtheNARP]

@lauren_ann_8 she just WON'T let it go 😒😒😒