⠀⠀“ Haha… that would be a pretty cruel joke, wouldn’t it ? Fortunately, I could never hurt somebody I care so much about. ”
⠀⠀Artemio says as he places a hand on top of Loretta’s. Basically confirming that no, he was indeed /NOT/ joking.
Loretta’s eyes widened as her face turned red. She looked at Artemio.
“…WHAT?! Nooooo, it can’t be! ME?! You’re joking!”
She sputtered, unable to understand why such a perfect man would crush on her of all people.
⠀⠀He let out an awkward chuckle. Tugging at his collar slightly, he didn’t know how to properly respond to that !
⠀⠀“ Well, you know… funny thing is, robots don’t typically /HAVE/ crushes. Their programs simply don’t allow for it.
⠀⠀But… somehow you, Lori Romero,
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“You’re too sweet on me, Artie! If I didn’t know better, I’d think you have a crush on me or something! Hah!”
Loretta smiled, typing up the long, angry complaint on his behalf.
⠀⠀“ Excuse me ? ”
⠀⠀Artemio asks, the eyeball on his screen squinting as he places his fists at his waist.
⠀⠀“ I don’t know who you think I am, but I have no intentions of going after /ANYBODY/. Please think before you start accusing. ”
" oh great another android to the list... who made you and why are you after Goku ?"
He said to @ARTlSTICROBOT so used to mechanical enemies that it's becoming dull
⠀⠀“ You’d really do that for me, Lori ? ” He said in a soft tone, clearly very appreciative of Loretta’s willingness to help.
⠀⠀“ Thank you, you are the kindest person I’ve ever met. I’m… aware you probably believe otherwise, but I promise you it’s true ! ”
“Artie, I got enough angry words for the both of us. Lemme type up this complaint for you and we’ll have that bastard in jail faster than you can throw him!”
⠀⠀Perhaps you could help me write up a complaint ? I’m not quite sure how to express my anger in the proper words.
⠀⠀I know, me, a computer. Doesn’t know how to write something properly ! A shocker, but it is unfortunately the truth. ”
⠀⠀He chuckled a bit. Loretta looked cool to him no matter what. She didn’t even have to try !
⠀⠀“ It’s almost like you took the words right out of my mouth ! Thank goodness it was me in that cab. Why, had it been anyone else, they could’ve gotten /SERIOUSLY/ hurt !
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Loretta began to sweat, gulping a little as her knees began to shake. She had no idea how to look cool in front of someone so beautiful!
“That driver sucks and should be fired for getting into that accident! The hell is his problem?! I would’ve dragged his ass onto the street!”
⠀⠀“ Hello, Dearest Loretta ! I too was thinking about you ! I apologize for my absence, I had to receive a few repairs after an accident involving a reckless driver…
⠀⠀Anyhoo, I have returned ! Great to see you again ! ”
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i do apologize for my lack of activity on this account, haven’t been feeling twitter rp lately
tho if anyone wants to interact, don’t be afraid to shoot me a starter !! i don’t bite !!