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[LadyM1306!🇳🇬 AsylumSeeker @LadyM1306]

I want every South African to go on this website and submit their dogs, cows, cats, pigs, rabbit, fishes and etc names. Make sure the system crashes.

This is pure kak!!!!

[Charmeese. @SibiyaCharmaine]

Cyril Ramaphosa is an AWFUL president.

[Caroline Renard @carolinerenard_]

“I don’t do politics.” Everything is political babygirl. It’s not cute to be dumb.

[DK 🇿🇦 @ditebogomailula]

Does the current state of this country and our economy not hurt some of you? 😭💔

[Gustavo. @LordVizo__]

1. You flood SA with illegal immigrants.
2. You legalise them.
3. They start procreating with native SAs.
4. You completely dilute the “Native SA”.
5. Now, no one can reasonably lay claim to the land, SA will belong to whoever has the biggest pockets 💰

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

I’m actually having a terrible year, i’m just trying to keep it cool.

Can’t be crashing out every time life throws a plot twist. 😂

[babyd🫧🧡 @theerealbabyd]

Nobody can ever gaslight me into thinking i’m a bad person. I have my ways & i have my days but i’m solid and my love is real & genuine every step of the way.

[🇿🇦Zwidenya @zwidenyapT]

If need be, I rather Traumatize my children with a Belt and Stick than see them on the streets disrespecting people.

[APEX @APEXworld_]

How about we come splash everyone with water at his funeral, maybe they will understand how it’s wrong

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

Unemployment, your sins are many. Opening a bus that is carrying people to work and throwing water on them — and then calling it culture??? We still have a long way to go.🤞😭

[tabula rasa 🏳️‍🌈 @braindeadbasil]

great acting, great writing, great sex scenes, 3 black leads, hot gay guy 😭

[Lulu @bongyluaziey]

Someone wrote " I actually realized how dangerous it is to be on earth when I learned that people can actually go and consult on your behalf, check your future and actually block it. Just imagine minding your own business and there's someone going up and down trying to make sure that you amount to nothing

[Goitseone 💖🧚🏾‍♀️✨ @SimplyGoitse_]

Batho bao birthday’a in secret kill me so much!
O bone motho ka 23:59 a poster status a re “I appreciate all the birthday wishes 🙏🏾” 🤣🤣

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i hate how physical touch as a love language gets reduced to sex and kissing when it's more like... handholding, laying your head on their shoulder, putting your legs over their lap, tracing their palm, tucking your feet under their thighs. just touching for touching's sake.

[✧༺ 𝓾𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓷 𝓑𝓱𝓲𝓫𝓪 ༻✧ 👨🏻‍🦰 @umcthando]

fuck inhlonipho dawg our inability to tell old people when they’re being stupid is holding humanity back

[Tselane @JustTselane]

Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.

[Rele💋 @RelebogileeM]

Character development ya 2026? is one for the books 😭

[LANCE @lance_letuka]

The cost of living is too high @CyrilRamaphosa. It’s too high.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Sex is not a mistake, once your partner sleeps with someone, move on.