me to my husband: AO3 is down again [explains outage]
My husband: someone should write a spicy fanfic about the two database engineers locked in the server room trying to fix it
my husband, smug: there was only one spreadsheet
so depressed that i keep crawling into bed with my mom & watching the first 10 minutes of law & order before succumbing to exhaustion & then waking up to her stroking my hair & i say “why did so-and-so get murdered” & i just close my eyes while she solves the crime for me
"I'm looking respectfully" well can you look at me like you're dying of a fever. like you're delirious and it hurts. like you're fighting desperately for your life.
Since all the t dick lovers have gathered here how do we feel about t4t t dick frotting or t dick slipping inside on accident and thrusting against it just to feel the warmth
(flirting with you) *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm* *bites your arm*