Andy Reinwald

I am a child of God! President of Ripley Machine. if I’m not working, I’m golfing or watching sports! Burch Proud! 🖤💛 Penn State Football and Duke Basketball

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

haven’t seen this many tweets about fire and canada since the steelers jet sweep days.

[Funkleton Jazz @FunkletonJazz]

fuuck... probably 9/11

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Taco Bell pointing to all the perfectly fine lettuce

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

My dentist after my gums start bleeding after I told them I’ve been flossing consistently

[Josh Carson @josh_carson_11]

I'll never complain about taxes again if I can ensure all of my taxes go specifically toward low-level passes on Pensacola Beach.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

Went out.

Had a few drinks.

Great guy, he is a Web designer.

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

If this is a penalty, then Wyndham Clark shot 35 over at Shinnecock.

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Absolutely incredible show title

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

It’s even worse here in Ohio. We can’t see the NYC skyline at all.

[ForAmerica @ForAmerica]

THIS is CNN:

[Andrew Kolvet @AndrewKolvet]

So let me get this straight. NBC and ABC will happily report:

The vaccine is safe and effective

Hunter’s laptop was Russian disinformation

Joe Biden was at the top of his game

Kamala Harris was nominated in a democratic process

BLM riots were mostly peaceful…

But they refuse to carry the President of the United State’s primetime speech about whether or not evidence exists of foreign election interference?

If you’re one of the few who still watch these two legacy outlets, please stop. They hate you.

[Mark Gustav @MarcusGustavus]

The US should counter-sue Mexico for all the welfare Mexican illegals have received in the past 50 years.

[Sherri Unfiltered™ @FFT1776]

When the media won’t air a sitting President’s speech about fraud, corruption and foreign interference …

THAT MEDIA IS IN ON IT!!

[Abigail Jackson 🇺🇸 @abigailmarone]

Olive Garden takes pasta pass security more seriously than Democrats take election security.

[DiamondBags @MrDiamondBags]

Why are condoms so baggy

[cagrown5 @cagrown5]

I pulled into a gas station, put my card in, and it kept reading “pay inside”… so of course, I got back into my car, drove across the street and got my gas. Anyone?
😂

[USMC Lady Vet 🇺🇸 @Arkypatriot]

Isn't this what a real Nazi or Fascist would do?

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

I’ll take care of it

[Qsama bin Johnston @QsamaBJohnston]

You forgot to include Rashee Rice in this thread. What’s he been up to this offseason?