Does texting STOP really stop these bots? Does blocking their number do anything? They will still text you guessing your name calling you Megan. They will still call you 7 straight times from an area code you didn’t know existed and leave a voicemail that says press 1
The NFL draft is in The D and it’s free? Oh God look out! I don’t know if the NFL is ready for that. We are about to find out! By the way who watches the whole draft? Like every pick round after round? The NFL is lucky it’s in The D
Why don’t women realize that the game is on and what that means? It means shut up! Sports even gives you timeouts and halftime to talk. At least don’t get mad at us. Men have to watch chick flicks, reality shows and all the other bullshit. It’s a fair trade
In Fast and The Furious 10 which is trash John Cena is carrying around a private jet folded up in a suitcase. Yes a jet that fits 2 people in it and assembles it in 30 seconds by hand with no tools! They use Rum or Vodka as gasoline and fly away to safety. I shit you not
Hey Musk, change it back right now! How am I going to tweet if it’s not Twitter? Did you think about that one smart guy? You’re probably too busy taking people to Mars or some other wild shit
Why does every streaming service ask if you’re still there? Why would it be playing if I wasn’t there? Can’t I just fall asleep without waking up in silence and pitch black. Hulu says it doesn’t want you missing out on your show. Luckily there is a restart and rewind button