Andy Rooney

I'm trying to make it big in video games. I want to be a big, huge star one day. I'll show Morley Safer. #CBSGang

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

What's all this talk about Luigi's Mansion today? Nobody plays that balderdash anymore. #luigi

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

I've found out through this Tick Tock contraption that my curmudgeonly behavior could potentially be a sign of #autism. What do you think?

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

I hope they don't tell ME to leave Twitch next. THAT would be a true case of ageism. #AmericaLovesJoe #AndyRooneyGaming

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

Why is Lesley Stahl doing a makeup tutorial for the #60Minutes Content House? The public clearly wants to see paperweight tricks!

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

@60Minutes Where's my monthly hour-long show? My Twitch stream is clamoring for it

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

The 60 Minutes Content House is hyped up as hell right now! #AndyStream #AndyGang #60Minutes #NotMorleySafer

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

You ever notice how it's Independence Day, but the orderlies are always telling me what I can and can't do? #IndependenceDay #FreeAndy

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

Am I the only one who hates it when you're forced to join the family dinner when all you want to do is spend the day streaming and paperweight poasting?

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

The #RedTsunami is what I call it when I use the facilities while dealing with kidney stones.

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

Playing #WarioWare with the lads at CBS Studios and Anderson keeps choosing 9-Volt just to piss me off. He KNOWS that's MY character.

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

#Ghostbusters2016

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

The 2016 iteration of Ghostbusters is not sexy enough for me.

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

You ever notice how #based it feels to drink #MountainDew while playing a round of Mario Kart?

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

In 2007, I made a trip to the northeast of England in order to go on a guided Billy Elliot bus tour. When I arrived in Sunderland, several young boys in Adidas sportswear ran toward me and called me a "fooking divvy" and demanded I give them my "quid". TLDR I was arrested.

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

@elonmusk Please have everyone tune in to my latest rant on Twitcher.

What do you mean it's "Twitter"? I'm trying to make it as a Twitcher Streamer, and I can't help but feel that you're getting in my way. #Poggers

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

I tried to use this "Tick Tock" to promote my gaming stream. I don't see what it has to do with watches, and I hope those infernal noises don't replace clock chimes.

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

Obsetvations on young people and their habits #thread (why is it a "thread" anyway?)

[Andy Rooney @ARooneyGaming]

The other day I heard a Zoomer referring to "Depression" as a "sad boy era." I think that's the first time I'd heard FDR called a "sad boy."

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Tried "following three topics" but none of them concerned paperweights.