Chief Beef

they took my license

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

Date night with the Mrs, Scorsese never disappoints.

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

Dudes have to be begging to get paired with Scottie at this point

[Justin Ray @JustinRayGolf]

In Scottie Scheffler's last 6 PGA Tour, non-major starts, his playing partners in rounds 1 and 2:

16 rounds played
67.5 scoring average
66-under-par

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

Any kind of stat about how guys who are paired with Scottie seem to have a knack for going low playing next to him this season, or am I going crazy? Gotterup at WM, fitzy at RBC, Young now, etc @JustinRayGolf

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

@Mike_kim714 150

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

Requesting input from @ColtKnost for good measure

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

Odds of seeing Ben Griffin at Bethpage?? @JustinRayGolf

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

@JustinRayGolf Any correlation between menu items served at the champions dinner and who goes on to win?

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

@JustinRayGolf Stats to give hope to the official Sepp straka fan club?

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

@m_nukes @ColtKnost @golf_subpar @thesleezyman @ZonePouches How do you feel about when they put the cheese on top of the toppings? Always a surprise 🤪

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

@ColtKnost @m_nukes @golf_subpar @thesleezyman @ZonePouches Current format is gold. Boo Michael. Booooooooo

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

@PGATOURLIVE consistency is a fools game. Gimme the highs and lows. Shoutout to my brother, Chancey getting married today!!!

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

Kinda sad we couldn’t come up with anything better to call the moon

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

@AssFriedRice @JPAllstar55 @xeef Beans where have you been you calamari scented nutjob

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

Beans! @AssFriedRice

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

@AssFriedRice @JPAllstar55 Beans I think you’re really gonna like our new friend @xeef

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

@JPAllstar55 What do you think of this @xeef

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

Beans is back @JPAllstar55 @xeef

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

@xeef R u beefstick?

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

I have it on good authority that Michael Cera is going to be playing Jesse Eisenberg in a movie about Jesse Eisenberg playing Andy Samberg

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

The beef doesn’t actually grow in the ground. It’s just marketing for vegans

[Chief Beef @ASACHerbBrooks]

Missin u @AssFriedRice