AjanTEA

IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW ☕️🐸 #madethnic

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keep that mf thang on me #weusemorethanjustsalt #lawrys

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*gets mean mugged by an 8yr old*
“you know what....ANYONE can get it🥊” #fuckthemkids

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“did you see her story? are you up to date?? cause we goin viral today bitch !!”

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“bitch we need to start charging muhfuckas for the entertainment we’re providing”

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bone apple tit bitch

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*me and julia introducing ourselves to someone*
“we’re gonna be bantering all day it’s kind of our thing” #ajaneasbigwordoftheday #yeahimeducatedbitch #wcccertified

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old habits never change

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gotta hit them angels !📐👼🏿

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can i help you ?

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how many of you mfs texted your mom asking how long it takes to microwave a turkey? i just wanna talk... #yesimjudging

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bought a cook book freshman year cause i wanted to make thanksgiving dinner....yeah that shit still sitting in a drawer dusty as hell #marthastewartwyasis

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last year my mom got me a suitcase cause she wanted me to move out so bad. what’d you get for christmas?

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*at dinner*
“let’s do a mcgangbang!”
“...you mean a MUKBANG?”

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“yeah there’s a renegade going on or something”
“yeah well it’s retrograde so...” #VenusRetrograde

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been throwin that ass back since a youngin!!!

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“Look at you!! Being all donationable!!”
“...you mean generous?” #bigwords

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MOOD

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*smoking joint*
“That shit is hitting sooo smooth I couldn’t even tell I was hitting it!!”
“Right?! I was like am I smoking it or is it smoking me?!”

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*talking about a show*
“Can you imagined if that happened?! That would be a show turner!”
“...you mean a plot twist?”