When you were 849 and we were 0 years old, we kicked your fucking ass out of our country and sent you back to your shithole trailer park island across the ocean.
Sit down, granny pants.
ELECTRIC: TOM BRADY NARRATED THE GREATEST AMERICAN SPORTS MOMENTS FOR AMERICAโS 250TH BIRTHDAY AND ITโS AN ALL-TIME VIDEO.
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CHILLS. ABSOLUTE CHILLS.
I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.