*Drinks with the boys*
Me: come on guys, I promise I won’t descend upon the enemy’s position and secure a foothold at Mt. Dingjun tonight.
3 drinks later:
Venmo me $10 and I’ll send you a video of me eating my lunch. My whole lunch (quite a deal tbh) but if you send me $15 I’ll eat a bigger lunch. Deal lasts thru the weekend but act now as I am very hungry.
Thought it’d have died by now, but NO.. smh the format for “this aint it chief” memes got fucked up so quick. It’s NOT “Chief: this ain’t it” or “spoke w/ chief, says this ain’t it” you fucking idiots. It’s “This ain’t it, Chief” it’s YOU telling other party, this ain’t it. FUCK.