Calico Jack 🏴‍☠️

1/17/14. A humble thicc boi

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So like....George of the Jungle and Tarzan are the same thing.....basically. Why have I never thought of this

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Still laughing at Chris Brown making a song with NBA like what even prompted that conversation lmao

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Was going to treat myself to a new pair of sneakers but my truck said nah how bout this check engine light

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Looking at flights, hotels and rental cars is too agonizing 😒

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8 hour day turned into 14.5 😮‍💨

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Those nights when you get a combined 3 hours of sleep and they were all weird dreams 🧐😒

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In the McDonald’s drive thru and the passenger behind me turned around in her seat and started twerking ?? You can’t make this up lmao

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How I manage to bite the inside of my mouth in the same spot 3 times is beyond me. Holy hell this hurts

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Been a day and I haven’t even clocked in yet

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I really want to like Andor but this season doesn’t hit like the first one did. 😟

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They don’t wanna see you thrive

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I was really looking forward to getting a big tax return and had plans with the money but virtually getting nothing back works too 🙃

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New tires and remote start was repaired. We good for winter now

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Someone needs to buy me the winter Red Bull I can’t find it anywhere to try it and I heard it’s being discontinued already lmao

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This NyQuil living up to itself giving me the wild dreams. Lol

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I need a Celsius

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Could go for some peppermint hot chocolate rn

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We need Wawa in CT

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They made a 28 years later movie lfgggggggg I’m hype !!

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Chinese food in a rainy day hits harder