Glenn Yoinkin

Enthusiast. He/Him

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Left the barbershop looking like Rachel Maddow

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Im single again fellas do you want to kiss a little

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My role in life is to be a tastemaker in a tier 2 or 3 city

[Paper Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

We can change the world with gambling 🎰

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Showed the poll station volunteer my screen name and they released an eldritch creature to chase me around the elementary school gym

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Just experienced a stress dreamIRL where I show up up a convenience store to buy nicotine products and when I walk in my mom is there

[Breitlings & Benellis @BarbourBurner]

A lot of 27-33 year old men trying to be Anthony Bourdain. Cowardly.

I’m Action Bronson-maxxing. I’m on the phone with a Turkish saffron broker at the baccarat table. I’m providing color commentary on arms deals.

You bought black American spirits and called it “a vibe”

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@MatSheltonEide I am an Oregon Hill nationalist and you will kindly keep my neighborhood’s name out of your mouth

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

My sous vide just told me that the company that made it was acquired and if I didn't sign up for a new account, I'd lose access to the device.

Pork shoulder chashu, cured for 24 hours and sous vide'd at 145 degrees for 20 hours.

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David Foster Wallace 🙂‍↕️

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Texting my dad and thanking him for giving me flat feet

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What do I make of this

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The Brick House Guinness tap had a Vietnam flashback when I walked inside

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Coming home for Christmas is being greeted by the Fox News logo burned into my aunt’s tv screen

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@dark_empath__ Yeah let me put in a request with my dealer

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My copypasta dealer is OOO @dark_empath__

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Planning a trip with my divorced parents let’s go

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A beautiful woman just asked me to explain proxy buying from Japan after she admired my Nanamica trench coat.

@dieworkwear: we used to pray for nights like this

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@micky_wootten Also, Jared’s mom is really hot

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That’s Dave Mustane and you know it

[tuxedo sam @NotTuxedoSam]

meet James Hamilton

he’s Amazon’s literal very top engineer, the brain behind all the data centers

he lives in a custom yacht and does not give a fuck about any RTO

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@micky_wootten I don’t need to do that. I believe you