Chris Montoya

Lover of Funny. Liver of Life.

[mark normand @marknorm]

No one was hit, shooter must be from San Antonio #goknicks

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Sorry, can't. Got Lyme Disease. @jtimberlake

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@J_Potter Dude's been crushing it lately. I knew he wouldn't be a Salt Lake Bee for very long.

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Mase and Cam'ron are the black Beavis and Butthead. #itiswhatitis

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Elvis sucks

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@NBAonTNT @alexis_montoya2

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@AmericazOutlaw Go Irish! ☘️

[Notre Dame Football @NDFootball]

WE ARE HEADED TO THE 2025 COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFF NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ☘️

SEE YA IN ATLANTA

#GoIrish☘️

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@Shanemgillis Is there a pre-sale code to buy them in advance?

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RIP. ¡Vamos los Dodgers! #DodgersLA #LADodgers #mlb

[mark normand @marknorm]

They’re eating the chickens!

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Single moms are so DIY.

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While the nation may be divided and in a state of disarray, no American sentiments has ever been more true; @UMichFootball still sucks and Ann Arbor is a whore. @CollegeGameDay #collegegameday

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Life in the Dominican Republic has been rad.

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@bbbyblumer You're the real winner tonight! 🤣

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Every man has a Molly Conolly.

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@realsaltlake @diegoluna1511 This TikTok dancer is a really good soccer player. 😉 #vamosrsl

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We should make narcissist the new "N word" so white chicks stop saying it. #lgbtq

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@jtp311 @MLS Chicho's having a special season. Last night's match was nuts! It would have been cool to have been there.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

HAPPY EASTER