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#thefirerises #socialassassin #antireligious

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@JustBB_Media Make it 4 !!!! Time to party like it’s 2023

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@AdamZagoria I guess that’s why he left the draft lol

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

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@DraftExpress Oh no. I can’t do another Cedric Coward situation :(

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

the 60 fastest pitches thrown by MLB starters this year

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@grindcitymedia @ChrisVernonShow @Jon_Roser Don’t the lakers lead the nba in free throws or free throw disparity like every year???? I knew they wouldn’t be able to handle this. I hate the Sga flopping shit but I hate the lakers online fans about the same.

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@DukeNBA Still easily one of the greatest highschool mixtapes of all time in the what some would call the golden era of some of highschool mixtapes

[Jason Timpf @_JasonLT]

Reminder before you go on your “let’s pretend Jokic’s title didn’t count” rant today, both the 2025 Thunder and the 2024 Celtics won the title without beating a team with more than 50 wins.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The baby hippo was making it so difficult for the keeper to get him out of the pool… until his mom gave him one single look and he obeyed immediately!

Mothers are universal! 😂😂

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

The Reds have a promotion where fans win free pizza if the team gets 11 strikeouts in a game.

They clinched it in the ninth inning on an ABS challenge and it was electric

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

the CATO Institute.. a libertarian think tank funded by the Koch brothers.. just published a study showing immigrants paid more in taxes than they received in benefits every single year from 1994 to 2023..

not a left-wing university.. not a Democratic PAC.. the Koch brothers' own research institute..

they reduced the deficit by $14.5 trillion over 30 years.. they earn less per hour but work at higher rates.. which means higher per capita income.. which means higher taxes paid..

the country spent 30 years being told immigrants were draining the system.. turns out they were funding it.. and the people who told you that knew the numbers the whole time

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@getnickwright +/- is just as much of a team stat as it is a player stat. He had 0 Rebs 0 ast 0 steals so it’s not like he did a whole lot of stuff to earn that +4. He did hit 2 shots tho and wasn’t a total embarrassment out there which is a lot better than I gave him credit for tho

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@volcaholic1 I’ve been against all religions my whole life but maybe the monks are onto something with this whole “Karma” thing

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@CFCPys @JacobsBen THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM BABY !!!!!

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@CFCPys @JacobsBen Yikes the ROT is muuuuuuuccchhhhh deeper than I thought

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@CoreyTulaba How do you consider what appears to be a much lower level of competition? He looks a foot taller than everyone else on the court and it seems to a game in slow motion I don’t doubt the skills are there and I know you guys do your homework it’s more a question of process.

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

A single accountant stole $53 million from her employer over 20 years and nobody noticed

Rita Crundwell was the comptroller of Dixon, Illinois with a population of 15,000

She opened a secret bank account called “Reserve Sewer Capital Development Account”

For two decades she transferred city funds into it while filing fake invoices

She used the money to become the most successful quarter horse breeder in America

Owned 400 horses, multiple farms, a custom bus, and a $2.1 million motorhome

She won the World Championship in quarter horse breeding four times while actively robbing a small town

Only got caught because a substitute accountant covered her desk while she was on vacation

The city had been cutting firefighter jobs and road repairs for years while this was happening

$53 million. One woman. 20 years. One vacation.

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@Pras_S THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE !!! I know it’s a weird thing to care about but it drives me insane that there is 0 enforcement for size of on board luggage. Watching poor flight attendants walk throughout the plane trying to put together a 1000 piece puzzle with 1500 pieces….

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

Best game of the season, at least 12 holy shit moments - Joker’s turnaround over Wemby in OT was bonkers. I’m never counting Denver out as a title team if Gordon is healthy, sorry.