Savannah Cox

aspiring idealist, left-handed survivor.

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My first story for The New Republic is up: Trump’s Refugee Ban Isn’t as Un-American as You Think https://t.co/8YmA4XT8le

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@revolutsupport care to explain why you aren’t responding to British Transport Police asks to share details of your account holder who stole my wallet last week and idiotically tried to transfer $ from my card to his account, or would compliance mess w your fraud business model

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@revolutsupport care to explain why you’re avoiding British Transport Police asks to share details of your account holder who stole my wallet last week and idiotically tried to make transfers w my card to his Revolut account? Or would compliance disrupt your fraud business model

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@FogleLogan Thank you for replying to my Tweet

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Where exactly does one practice hammer throwing #olympicsthoughts

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Pam: You know who used to shoot squirrels?

Me: I don’t think I want to know because I imagine it’s a relative.

Pam: Dwight Eisenhower, on the White House lawn.

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Pam, provocatively, to the table: You know what tomorrow is, don’t you?

[Silence]

Me: The day before Thanksgiving?

Pam: The 60th anniversary of the Kennedy assassination.

#DailyPamism

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TFW you find the gayest film you could possibly watch on your flight (as in it is about a gay couple and their love story that ends in tragedy) and squeal to yourself “omg it’s sally field!” when she makes a surprise appearance

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“Guess who got in touch with me today?”

“I don’t know, who?”

“The woman who diagnosed you as slow to warm.”

“That’s not a medical condition, Mom.”

“Oh, well she was extremely accurate.”

#DailyPamism

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@FogleLogan Same

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Charlotte, North Carolina is basically the water cracker of the South. Why would you set the latest season (and thus cast) of #TheUltimatum there? Go to Atlanta ffs

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8:43 am on a Wednesday morning

No one:

Me: there’s something really joyous about fetty wap’s music

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A war crime

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Schrödinger’s iPhone: if you don’t check it, no one will disappoint you

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@krrnrose This morning it’s Maxwell’s Silver Hammer. Why is my brain such a troll.

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Woke up with Hoku’s “Perfect Day” blaring in my head (my mind hates me). Naturally, I am now wondering how much today will suck.

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A flex

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I watched the Chris Christie town hall and the NBA final on my own volition and was thoroughly engrossed in both, currently afraid of learning who my peers are

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The correct team won tonight. #teambambam

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An episode of #BlackMirror that is just 45 minutes worth’ of footage of Canadians

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Just watched the #HalftimeShow (I know I’m late, leave me alone). Pregnant or not one thing I love about Rihanna is that she pushes back on the tacit, toxic consensus that female singers also have to be pro athletes to be successful. #thankuri