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#MUFC The future belongs to those who prepare for it today

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

@Messiahv7 😂 he will tweet anything for engagement

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

Lol this guy

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Manchester United insider:

Michael Carrick is crying 😢

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

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[utdreport @utdreport]

Breaking: #mufc have contacted Didier Deschamps [@Santi_J_FM]

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

😂 Mase is hilarious

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Cam’ron couldn’t stop LAUGHING when Ma$e CONFRONTED Treasure Wilson for going to DRAKE’S BIRTHDAY PARTY and asked if she got Kendrick Lamar’s PERMISSION first 😭💀

“What happened to ‘They Not Like Us’? Shoutout to Iceman, ‘They Not Like Us’… She ain’t gotta explain herself. Sometimes she ‘They Not Like Us,’ sometimes she Iceman” 🤣🤣

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

🤣🤣 these times there is a storm sweeping across the country. Lazy analysis

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🚨🎙️ | Ashley Young reacts to Bruno Fernandes arriving at Old Trafford with his hood up:

"Okay, you've been dropped as a player. It happens to players. I've been there. But you want to see a REACTION.

"He's got his hood up, he's walking in, he's telling the fans that he's still upset. But that's NOT the reaction you want from a captain of #mufc.

"You want to see him, 'okay, right, I've been dropped. I know what I've done wrong. I'm going to walk in, and when I get the opportunity to come on the pitch, I'm going to show what I'm actually about.

"'Okay, my comments in the week were said and directed to Michael Carrick, but I don't want to show everyone else. What I've said is already out there. Now I need to show what I'm about, personality...'

"Showing THAT [his hood being up] when he walks in, that's not what you want to see…" [Sky]

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

@RichieAmps 🤣🤣

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@SefKombo 🤣🤣

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

@_Made_MMM 🤣🤣 the ego statements being released is crazy

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

@MitchRalph Next year is going to be dark fam!

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

🤣 we’re cooked

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

You know that feeling when you book a flight for 50 quid and somehow it ends up costing 100?

Getting seats together, correcting a typo, another charge here and there, it all adds up.

When the cost of living is already squeezing people, those endless extras can feel relentless.

So we're changing the rules for you.

Parents won't need to pay a penny extra just to sit next to their own children.

You'll be able to fix any name errors on your booking free of charge.

And because the last thing you want once you're on the plane is more stress, we're working with the industry to make sure that disruptive passengers who have been banned from one airline can be banned from flying with other airlines too.

I know holidays are expensive and these are small things, but hopefully they'll make your trip just that little bit cheaper and easier.

That's exactly the kind of thing I want this government to keep on fixing.

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

😂

[Old Row Outdoors @OldRowOutdoors]

The kids are gonna be alright

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

Trash.

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

@_Made_MMM 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

I remember asking assistant coach Mo Cheeks, what’s harder to do? Workout after practice or before?? I only asked cuz by time I would get to the gym, Russ was already done in the morning and I usually got mine in after practice. Mo like, “coming in before practice is probably harder”…since then, it’s been my routine….a lot of people looked at the emotions on the court and thought Russ was loud, nah to me, he was quiet and methodical. He lead by example and once the lights were bright, he let everything out and experienced pure freedom. It was inspiring as his teammate and everywhere I went, I seen it inspire people from all walks of life, crazy thing is, he didn’t say much, he just showed up. For 18 years. This basketball life is sacred to us as professionals, what we put into that court means everything. Some of us wish we could go back and do things with a little more intent and some can just wipe their hands and be satisfied with the time spent. Who u gonna be? We know what zero was on…keep inspiring in the next phase of life champ. I don’t care what happens, can’t erase what it was…The first YNs, finals run in our early 20s, all star games, seeing each other get injured and bounce back, the bus rides, plane rides, card games, jokes and arguments, the whole thing, memorable!! …to the whole Westbrook family, Nina, the kids, mama Westbrook, big Russ, Ray, Donnell, everybody from luezinger high and ucla and many more that I’m forgettin, much love and Congratulations on a iconic career.

[Futebol Nostálgico! @futnostalgico]

Esse domínio + passe do Ronaldinho é um deboche. 😍

[Kyrie🤞🏾 @KyrieIrving]

Just because the generations before us did things a certain way doesn’t mean we have to continue.

#messageformy 30-40 year olds.

Hélà 🤞🏾♾🪶

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

😂😂😂

[Bart @UtdBart]

TUCHEL WITHOUT THAT COVID UCL.

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

DJED SPENCE - respect
People need to put some respect on his name!

#fifaworldcup #fifaworldcup2026

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

❤️

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

🥹💬 Wayne Rooney’s message to Kobbie Mainoo [via @BBCSport]:

“Hi Kobbie, just a quick message to say good luck at the World Cup. Just be yourself and you’ll be a star there mate.

“Also, how you’ve handled everything this season has been a lesson to all young football players, a great example to young and old players.

“And finally, you might not see, but having two lads in the United Academy, you should realise you are an inspiration to them and to the young lads there. Keep doing what you are doing, be yourself.

“Much love, Wazza.” #MUFC

[ASBonez @ASBonez]

Kmt this girl is constantly waffling shit