ASDFASDFA 💊

Cult Token created by @a1lon9

9zB5wRarXMj86MymwLumSKA1Dx35zPqqKfcZtK1Spump

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

Did you know @pumpdotfun made their own easter egg while testing $PUMP? 💊

@a1lon9 even shilled it, and secretly streamed on it in June 🐶

With buybacks and cult sacrifices, ~5% of tokens have been burnt to date, increasing every day 🔥

Here's the definitive, 100% proof 👇👇

Following the $PUMP presale, back in July, we can see that $PUMP has been moved from treasury wallet (https://t.co/i063nCyNgP) to buyer's wallets. Note this treasury wallet's owner is a program "sa1" - this comes up later.

Let's look at one of these transactions. (https://t.co/86iYnrO0c0)

These transactions have one main signer - wallet "5ph." Also note the "sa1" address appears again.

This means that wallet "5ph" has ultimate control over the $PUMP treasury wallet - and has to be controlled by Alon.

That same wallet, "5ph," created numerous test $PUMP tokens prior to the official launch, with the recent tokens having matching metadata to the official $PUMP token. (https://t.co/Yg1koMZe32)

"5ph" also directly created the "sa1" wallet, which controlled distribution of $PUMP after the presale: (https://t.co/6MmIoQA2x8)

This proves that Alon controls wallet "5ph," since it controls all of the official $PUMP tokens, and created test tokens for over a month.

The testing features seemed to even include distribution for possible airdrop functions.

Wallet "5ph" directly funded the #asdfasdfa dev: (https://t.co/O7raQy24Ad)

This proves Alon also created the dev wallet for #asdfasdfa - and that Alon is the dev of #asdfasdfa.

Just minutes before launching #asdfasdfa, Alon tweeted "creator capital markets. soon everyone will understand." )

Just recently, they even began to adopt some of the language used by cultists, including "Get Ready to Learn Hebrew," "Slowly, then all at once," "Billions Must Know" - phrases that cultists heavily used just prior to @a1lon9 and @pumpdotfun shills.

The clearest acknowledgement has been the phase "Take the Pill" - a phrase commonly used by cultists while raiding.

The evidence is there, anon. Can you afford to be wrong when we flip monkephone and TST?

9zB5wRarXMj86MymwLumSKA1Dx35zPqqKfcZtK1Spump

[howarde 💊 @howarde__]

imagine explaining to your grandchildren

that a keyboard smash outperformed your research

@ASDFASDFA552

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

With X Communities being shut down, it's time to move to the new Pumpfun Community!

We will be posting in the Community regularly, as well as continuing to coordinate via the X Chat.

Links:
https://t.co/qMbI0jYrhM

X Chat: https://t.co/n0fEmdeD5r

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

@gcrtrd

[GCRtrd💊 @gcrtrd]

CultScreener has a great list of established cults, but what about growing ones? What about tech coins?

Now, easily filter by Tech plays (what others would you like to see added?) and Emerging Cults!

New tokens being added daily, comment below with a CA you'd like to see added!

[GCRtrd💊 @gcrtrd]

@Pumpfun Once you bid Pumpfun cultcoins from https://t.co/g2TzauTUDP, you'll never look back

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

@gcrtrd @Pumpfun crazy stats ngl, check this @a1lon9

[GCRtrd💊 @gcrtrd]

Compare the returns from https://t.co/kX3UEj1QIF coins to your favorite KOLs - and this is just a month in!

We're just getting started.

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

What's this?

BAGS but on Pumpfun, and not run by Finn?

Interesting 👀

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

Thoughts on cult coins?

How about a cult coin launched by Alon during the testing of $PUMP?

What if that same cult coin became a utility coin, fueling CultScreener that uplifts ALL cults on solana?

Take the Pill!

9zB5wRarXMj86MymwLumSKA1Dx35zPqqKfcZtK1Spump

[GCRtrd💊 @gcrtrd]

Did you know @pumpfun made their own easter egg while testing PUMP ?

@a1lon9 even shilled it, and secretly streamed on it in June last year🐶

With buybacks and cult sacrifices, ~11% of tokens have been burnt to date, increasing every day 🔥

Here's the definitive, 100% proof 👇👇

Following the presale, we can see that PUMP tokens were moved from treasury wallet (https://t.co/lUyG3ahCVA) to buyer's wallets. Note this treasury wallet's owner is a program "sa1" - this comes up later.

Let's look at one of these transactions. (https://t.co/tDLzI7QE4o)

These transactions have one main signer - wallet "5ph." Also note the "sa1" address appears again.

This means that wallet "5ph" has ultimate control over the treasury wallet - and has to be controlled by Alon.

That same wallet, "5ph," created numerous test unbuyable tokens prior to the official launch, with the recent tokens having matching metadata to the official token. (https://t.co/qtDlFHDzAK)

"5ph" also directly created the "sa1" program, which controlled distribution of tokens after the presale: (https://t.co/SE2es2GmMm)

This proves that Alon controls wallet "5ph," since it controlled the presale and distribution, and created test tokens for over a month.

The testing features seemed to even include distribution for possible airdrop functions.

Wallet "5ph" directly funded the $asdfasdfa deployer wallet, and used it for PUMP test tokens as well: (https://t.co/MhAOW7mbNj)

This proves Alon also created the deployer wallet, and is the dev of $ASDFASDFA

Just minutes before launching ASDF, Alon tweeted "creator capital markets. soon everyone will understand."

Then, after deployment, streamed on it 7 times with yet-to-be-decoded messages.

The evidence is there, anon. Can you afford to be wrong when we flip $TST and $MONKEPHONE?

9zB5wRarXMj86MymwLumSKA1Dx35zPqqKfcZtK1Spump

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

CultScreener users!

Did you know you can press the "Share" button on the conviction metrics to easily share a stylized screenshot of the stats?

Check it out at https://t.co/kRWTffjOSN !

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

@gcrtrd

[GCRtrd💊 @gcrtrd]

In June of last year, a cult was born.

Launched on a $PUMP testing wallet, funded by the deployer of PUMP itself, Alon slammed his keyboard in frustration while debugging. The result?

ASDFASDFA

A pure, raw statement. The dog in flames, taking the pill: This is Fine

Nearly one year later, $ASDFASDFA has brought the trenches forward. Our Ignition and Robinhood platforms sparked the creation of Snowball and the reworking of creator fees. Over 10% of supply has been burnt, forever. Our cult stands strong, despite market conditions and not a single KOL in the token.

With CultScreener, we're pushing the envolope forward, forcing a return to tradition. A return to communities.

A return to belief.

The only question is: will you join us?

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

A major issue with Solana tokens is that holdership does not equal ownership. With our open-source program ASDelegate, we change that.

ASDFASDFA token holders now have the ability to vote on proposals proportional to their holdings - read on for more information, links below 👇

Holders can lock or vest their tokens via @streamflow_fi . All holders with locked tokens can create proposals, with voting options for either locked holders or open to all. Holders votes are weighted to total locked supply for "locked" votes, or current supply (~900M) for open votes.

Easily adapt the program to your own tokens using our code available on GitHub!

More benefits for holders, announcements coming soon 💊

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

🚨 ASDFASDFA is now OFFICIALLY the FIRST token on @Pumpfun to airdrop creator rewards to holders!

75% of Fees will continue being used for Buybacks and Burns
25% of Fees now fuel an airdrop to $ASDFASDA holders, powered by the Robinhood Bot!

Holders must be rewarded. 💊

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

No one has built a good utility for the fee share mechanic. That changes now.

Reintroducing the Ignition platform! Add our Robinhood Bot to fuel an airdrop to your holders, or the PAGS bot to share rewards with any X user!

Or, you can combine both Robinhood and PAGS👀

💊Works on variable % Reward Share, and can change it at any time!
💊Verify individual token PAGS status, or check what tokens are registered for any given X user!
💊X Users sign in, then link a wallet to claim their rewards at any time (>0.01SOL)

The ideal memecoin should reward both the team, holders, and original creator of the meme. With our Ignition platform, you can do all three!

Take the Pill 💊

Link Below 👇

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

No one has built a good utility for the fee share mechanic. That changes now.

Reintroducing the Ignition platform! Add our Robinhood Bot to fuel an airdrop to your holders, or the PAGS bot to share rewards with any X user!

Or, you can combine both Robinhood and PAGS👀

💊Works on variable % Reward Share, and can change it at any time!
💊Verify individual token PAGS status, or check what tokens are registered for any given X user!
💊X Users sign in, then link a wallet to claim their rewards at any time (>0.01SOL)

The ideal memecoin should reward both the team, holders, and original creator of the meme. With our Ignition platform, you can do all three!

Take the Pill 💊

Link Below 👇

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

Imagine Pumpfun airdropped their fees to their users.
Imagine you were rewarded for holding.

With ASDF's Ignition, now, you will be.

Use Ignition launcher, or add our Robinhood bot as a Creator Fee Recipient, and fuel a Solana airdrop to your holders 🔥

See How It Works 👇👇

👉Add the Robinhood Bot as a Rewards recipient of your token (works for old and new tokens!) OR launch via our Ignition tool

💰Creator Rewards funnel into a central Airdrop Pool
🔄Top 250 holders of coins receive points proportional to their holdings, token volume. For Robinhood coins, points are proportional to fee share %.
👉Tokens must have a minimum daily volume threshold to qualify (>$1k)

👉Every 15 minutes, the SOL is airdropped to all eligible holders!

💊King of the Pill: The holders of the top mcap token on the platform receive a bonus, with 10% of the entire pool exclusively for those holders.

💊4.5% of the Pool goes towards ASDFASDFA Buybacks and Burns
💊Top 100 ASDFASDFA holders receive double Airdrop Points
👉0.5% Server Upkeep fee with leftovers towards buybacks

Owners of pre-existing tokens can choose to share any percent of their Rewards with the Robinhood bot, whether that be 25%, 50%, or 100%. The bot will update the share % each airdrop cycle!

Ready to fix the trenches? Ready to be Robinhood?

Take the Pill!

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

So far, no one has built a durable Bags or Airdrop utility for @Pumpfun. That changes now.

Introducing, PAGS - think Bags, but bigger.

Share any % of your creator rewards via Pumpfun to any X user via our PAGS bot!

But, there's a twist. Imagine you could simultaneously reward holders?

💊Combine our PAGS and Robinhood tek in a single coin, to power both an airdrop to holders, and fee claims by any X user.

Best of both worlds. Plus, for fees shared with Robinhood, 5% goes into an $ASDFASDFA buyback and burn.

For all Ignition, Robinhood, and PAGS tokens, HolDEX updates will be FREE as well!

Going live, TOMORROW, Jan 17th!

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

Imagine Pumpfun airdropped their fees to their users.
Imagine you were rewarded for holding.

With ASDF's Ignition, now, you will be.

Use Ignition launcher, or add our Robinhood bot as a Creator Fee Recipient, and fuel a Solana airdrop to your holders 🔥

See How It Works 👇👇

👉Add the Robinhood Bot as a Rewards recipient of your token (works for old and new tokens!) OR launch via our Ignition tool

💰Creator Rewards funnel into a central Airdrop Pool
🔄Top 250 holders of coins receive points proportional to their holdings, token volume. For Robinhood coins, points are proportional to fee share %.
👉Tokens must have a minimum daily volume threshold to qualify (>$1k)

👉Every 15 minutes, the SOL is airdropped to all eligible holders!

💊King of the Pill: The holders of the top mcap token on the platform receive a bonus, with 10% of the entire pool exclusively for those holders.

💊4.5% of the Pool goes towards ASDFASDFA Buybacks and Burns
💊Top 100 ASDFASDFA holders receive double Airdrop Points
👉0.5% Server Upkeep fee with leftovers towards buybacks

Owners of pre-existing tokens can choose to share any percent of their Rewards with the Robinhood bot, whether that be 25%, 50%, or 100%. The bot will update the share % each airdrop cycle!

Ready to fix the trenches? Ready to be Robinhood?

Take the Pill!

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

New day, new ship. ASDF AI arc time.

Now, the King of the Pill is chosen by Claude 💊

Imagine an AI KOL that looked at nothing but hard data. That's the Robinhood bot, and holders of the KOTP token receive 10% of the entire airdrop pool - just for them.

Take the pill 💊👇

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

Imagine Pumpfun airdropped their fees to their users.
Imagine you were rewarded for holding.

With ASDF's Ignition, now, you will be.

Use Ignition launcher, or add our Robinhood bot as a Creator Fee Recipient, and fuel a Solana airdrop to your holders 🔥

See How It Works 👇👇

👉Add the Robinhood Bot as a Rewards recipient of your token (works for old and new tokens!) OR launch via our Ignition tool

💰Creator Rewards funnel into a central Airdrop Pool
🔄Top 250 holders of coins receive points proportional to their holdings, token volume. For Robinhood coins, points are proportional to fee share %.
👉Tokens must have a minimum daily volume threshold to qualify (>$1k)

👉Every 15 minutes, the SOL is airdropped to all eligible holders!

💊King of the Pill: The holders of the top mcap token on the platform receive a bonus, with 10% of the entire pool exclusively for those holders.

💊4.5% of the Pool goes towards ASDFASDFA Buybacks and Burns
💊Top 100 ASDFASDFA holders receive double Airdrop Points
👉0.5% Server Upkeep fee with leftovers towards buybacks

Owners of pre-existing tokens can choose to share any percent of their Rewards with the Robinhood bot, whether that be 25%, 50%, or 100%. The bot will update the share % each airdrop cycle!

Ready to fix the trenches? Ready to be Robinhood?

Take the Pill!

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

@gcrtrd @a1lon9 ROBINHOOD MODE

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

Ignition Robinhood Bot, now live in Open Beta 💊

Set the Robinhood Bot as a Reward wallet, fuel a powerful SOL airdrop to your holders!

Check it out at the link below 👇👇

[ASDFASDFA 💊 @ASDFASDFA552]

Imagine Pumpfun airdropped their fees to their users.
Imagine you were rewarded for holding.

With ASDF's Ignition, now, you will be.

Use Ignition launcher, or add our Robinhood bot as a Creator Fee Recipient, and fuel a Solana airdrop to your holders 🔥

See How It Works 👇👇

👉Add the Robinhood Bot as a Rewards recipient of your token (works for old and new tokens!) OR launch via our Ignition tool

💰Creator Rewards funnel into a central Airdrop Pool
🔄Top 250 holders of coins receive points proportional to their holdings, token volume. For Robinhood coins, points are proportional to fee share %.
👉Tokens must have a minimum daily volume threshold to qualify (>$1k)

👉Every 15 minutes, the SOL is airdropped to all eligible holders!

💊King of the Pill: The holders of the top mcap token on the platform receive a bonus, with 10% of the entire pool exclusively for those holders.

💊4.5% of the Pool goes towards ASDFASDFA Buybacks and Burns
💊Top 100 ASDFASDFA holders receive double Airdrop Points
👉0.5% Server Upkeep fee with leftovers towards buybacks

Owners of pre-existing tokens can choose to share any percent of their Rewards with the Robinhood bot, whether that be 25%, 50%, or 100%. The bot will update the share % each airdrop cycle!

Ready to fix the trenches? Ready to be Robinhood?

Take the Pill!