ASFA

Official Twitter account for the Arts and Science Federation of Association @concordia

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

How are y’all travelling between campuses now that the shuttle runs for five minutes a day?

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Hey Concordia, Gossip Girl here. Class is back in session. One of my many sources sends us this “spotted at Loyola, bags in hand, are dozens of students stuck in line for the reduced service shuttle.” Was it only a year ago our admin promised we wouldn’t be impacted by austerity?

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Spotted in H-1220 👀😳

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Mid summer post! Our executive team has been hard at work combatting Montreal’s rapid descent into fascistic hell. What have you folks been up to lately?

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Happy Friday! How are all of my Concordi students doing?

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

The executive in charge of this account has just come out of a 6 month red square induced stupor. What did we miss?

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

En français, s’il te plaît!

[concordiacivis @ConcordiaCivis]

One can't help but wonder whether this is not in part caused by how ideologically captured anglophone universities in Quebec are.

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

#ThrowbackThurday to Frosh. Your Academic Coordinator is always watching.

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

When you send us a nasty email this is who you’re yelling at.

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Freshmen realizing that LB has like 9 floors and isn’t just the library building.

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Rest assured we are all thinking about death regardless of what @Linknewspaper publishes 🥰✨

[concordiacivis @ConcordiaCivis]

Hey @Concordia parents: did you think your children would be surrounded by inspiring ideas and students? Consider the @Linknewspaper that you fund through student fees and its macabre fascination with death as news. Is this inspiring or simply worrying?

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Fire alarm in hall but midterms are coming and rent is due

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Good morning! May the green line stay running and the ride up the Hall building escalators be short✨💖🍂

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Why did no one tell us about Newton? All ASFA office hours are cancelled until further notice as we have urgent business to attend to. 🦮🥺😭🥰

[CJAD 800 Montreal @CJAD800]

Meet Newton, Concordia's first full-time therapy dog https://t.co/0D3an4MfPY

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Was told that if I tape over the holes in my office wall I’ll get in trouble with facilities. Anyway ✨💖❤️‍🔥Anti-asbestos poisoning manifestation circle in our conference room 5pm Thursday❤️‍🔥✨💖

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Our finance coordinator told us we can’t spend 50% of our operating budget on Diet Coke.

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Unfortunately, after a two year tenure in our archive room, our intern has succumbed to asbestos poisoning. This account will be handed off to an executive. They have lead poisoning so you’re still in for quite the ride.

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Wait until she hears about taxes!

[CJAD 800 Montreal @CJAD800]

Que. housing minister: Transferring your lease 'is giving the next person someone else's property' https://t.co/hQWrFi3pAE

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

Eating my $10 hive grilled cheese like we weren’t all just born to die.

[ASFA @ASFA_Concordia]

We finally found the key to the archive room. The intern has been freed and this account will be re-instated.