All Sequels Go To Heaven

A comedy podcast where we watch the last movies of frail, sickly old franchises and shepherd them to their eternal reward. Through dick jokes and stuff.

[All Sequels Go To Heaven @ASG2H]

📣 New Podcast! "ASG2TL Ep. 2 - Twinks and Otters and Daleks, Oh My!" on @Spreaker #asg2h #asg2tl #daleks #drwho https://t.co/mdnigFQVwY

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📣 New Podcast! "ASG2TL Ep. 1 - The Question Isn't Where We're Spinning Off, But When!" on @Spreaker #asg2h #asg2tl #drwho #louisvilleslugger #spinoff https://t.co/C2Ej4CD95T

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#TEAMKOBE #TEAMKOBE #TEAMKOBE #TEAMKOBE #ChestnutVSKobayashi

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Shout it from the fucking rooftops today and every day. Fuck the Sheas. Chestnut is a paper champ. And most importantly, #FREEKOBI

[Jon Benne @LordBenne]

We don't talk enough that Kobayashi basically got banned from the country because Nathan's freaked the fuck out that a non-American was dominating their American contest.

Joey Chestnut will always be a paper champion.

[All Sequels Go To Heaven @ASG2H]

RIP to Gordon Lightfoot. Without him, the Addams Family 2 soundtrack would never have been the same.

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 151 - Chip 'n' Dale: Rescue Rangers: Muppets In The Bank" on @Spreaker #asg2h #bits #chipndale #cinema #comedy #film #humor #jimhenson #jokes #lol #movies #muppets #podcast #religious #rescuerangers #sequels https://t.co/qZODxVvgYI

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 150 - Death on the Nile: Cinematic Chameleon Russell Brand" on @Spreaker #asg2h #bits #cinema #deathonthenile #film #humor #jokes #lol #movies #podcast #poirot #religious #sequels https://t.co/R80Y3HH52h

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 149 - Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore: It's Just Accents (ft. Helen Seilkop)" on @Spreaker #bits #cinema #comedy #fantasticbeasts #film #harrypotter #humor #jokes #lol #movies #podcast #religious #sequels https://t.co/KJOh0cwBk7

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 148 - Batman & Robin: Enraged Grodd Yacht Club" on @Spreaker #asg2h #batman #batman_robin #bits #comedy #crypto #film #humor #jokes #lol #movies #nfts #podcast #religious #sequels https://t.co/7QCzBhjx6V

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 147 - Daddy's Home 2: I Drink Joe Biden's Milkshake" on @Spreaker https://t.co/wwoWQxi9sA

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 146- Little Fockers: Supreme Court Case LXIX- The People vs IHOP Flip'd" on @Spreaker https://t.co/SsTGi6zTpA

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 145- Sonic the Hedgehog 2: Marge Saiyan" on @Spreaker #asg2h #bits #cinema #comedy #crazytaxirule34 #jokes #knuckles #movies #podcast #religious #sequels #sonic #sonicslashknuckles https://t.co/07X8hHP2P9

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 144 - Dumb & Dumber To: I Can't Operate On This Patient, He Is The Joker" on @Spreaker #asg2h #cinema #comedy #dumbanddumber #film #humor #jokes #lol #movies #podcast #religious #sequels #thejoker https://t.co/ua8CliMQp5

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 143 - The Cutting Edge: Fire & Ice: The Ol' Napa Chuckle" on @Spreaker #asg2h #bits #cinema #comedy #cuttingedge #figureskating #film #fireandice #funny #humor #jokes #lol #movice #movies #podcast #religious #sequels #skating https://t.co/o4Yqnyuykj

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 141 - Ip Man 4: The Finale: Requiem For A Big, Beautiful Lazy Susan" on @Spreaker #asg2h #bits #cinema #comedy #film #ipman4 #jokes #lol #movies #podcast #religious #sequels https://t.co/lWTxMA7y5X

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 140 - The Matrix Resurrections: A Muffin Revelation (Ft. Seth Lilley)" on @Spreaker #asg2h #bits #cinema #comedy #film #humor #jokes #lol #matrix #movies #podcast #religious #ressurections #sequels https://t.co/mSrBaq9sAS

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 139 - Hotel Transylvania: Transformania: The Trading Card Game" on @Spreaker #asg2h #bits #cinema #comedy #film #hoteltransylvania #humor #jokes #lol #movies #podcast #religious #sequels https://t.co/KD2eSSHvLQ

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📣 New Podcast! "E. 138 - Goon: Last of the Enforcers: He's The Main Character of the Show" on @Spreaker #asg2h #bits #cinema #comedy #film #goon #hockey #humor #jokes #lol #movies #podcast #religious #sequels https://t.co/iBawkxeluJ

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 137 - D3: The Mighty Ducks: 18th Century Mathematician Leonhard Oiler" on @Spreaker #asg2h #buts #cinema #comedy #dipintothedarkness #film #hockey #humor #jokes #lol #movies #podcast #religious #sequels https://t.co/onaYsDleZ5

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📣 New Podcast! "Ep. 136 - Slapshot 3: Peyton Manning's Secret Stuff" on @Spreaker #cinema #hansonbros #hockey #lebongjames #leslienielsen #movies #pregamerituals #religion #sequels #slapshot #slapshot3 https://t.co/9HCnqqGQbD