Jeph the Giant Ginge

He/Him. 2L Gonnabe Public Defender. Opinions are not legal, medical, or epistemological advice. Making strangers laugh in lieu of actual dopamine. -WWMRD?-

[Jeph the Giant Ginge @ASG_Jeph]

So, I set up my new Alexa to respond to "Computer..."

I didn't think about it until I turned on Star Trek, and - halfway through the episode - my house fired a spread of photon torpedoes into our neighbors' garage.

This note is to say sorry again about your truck, Kevin.

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@ExposingIWC That impact that Liv took.

We've seen gimmicked TVs before. They didn't crack like that.

I hope they'll both be okay.

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@ronmarz The thing that terrifies me: 3 old men with rumored health issues, Bibi, DT, and Putin.

If any one of them had decided that - if they were checking out - they were gonna take everybody else with them...

Would literally anything look in any way different than what we're seeing?

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@ReysukaXO Believe me. As a veteran, I absolutely agree, from experience.

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@ultras_antifaa Hey, you guys. I'm beginning to think that FIFA aren't the best arbiters of morality.

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@ellewoodsgolfs Any truth to the rumor that the US backed down after the Finns promised to send 4 farmers with rifles?

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@AllThingsCivil @MeghannMyers_ These insecure fuckweasels trying to play out a GI Joe fantasy are fixing to put more of my brothers and sisters in the dirt than even the painter did. And he at least had Powell and Mattis to lean on.

[Jeph the Giant Ginge @ASG_Jeph]

@herculezg Far be it from me to contradict a beloved Sounders legend, but did you forget that Iniesta was a thing that happened?

[Jeph the Giant Ginge @ASG_Jeph]

I'm not surprised that the superrich are corrupt, venal, and malicious.

I am disappointed in how _utterly boring_ they are.

All I'm saying is: If I had access to Bezos money, his amorality, and distribution, I would ship every person in America 3 kazoos and a vervet monkey.

[Jeph the Giant Ginge @ASG_Jeph]

Class all around.

[Sportskeeda Wrestling @SKWrestling_]

Everything about this was absolutely beautiful. John Cena paid a deserving tribute to Bray Wyatt as he had affected him significantly. Bray Wyatt would surely be smiling from above, knowing he was so loved and so adored ❤️

[Jeph the Giant Ginge @ASG_Jeph]

Ok.

Obviously, Secretary Hegseth's speech -was- rambling, incoherent, and spectacularly inappropriate.

But - to be fair - he had accidentally texted his only copy of the speech to a reporter at the Daily Bugle last night.

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@aaolomi And a starvation regime of "deniable" extermination that would make Mao, Stalin, and Enver Pasha nod approvingly.

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@scarylawyerguy @atrupar The transcriptionist tech responsible for writing the closed captioning as this logorrhea occurs:

[Jeph the Giant Ginge @ASG_Jeph]

This is just basically a Mad Magazine Spy vs. Spy comic at this point.

[Andrew Perpetua @AndrewPerpetua]

Russians park vandal drones along roads to ambush anything that passes by.

Ukrainian drones casually drop nets on their face. Now you're in vandal prison.

[Jeph the Giant Ginge @ASG_Jeph]

The sheer wasted opportunity of this. His supporters don't care if this is true, his detractors assume it's not .

Perfect scenario for the American artform of bullshit. Bust out "I invented tacos and the concept of naps. You're welcome."

Instead, this banal and uninspired lie.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I mean, nobody has ever seen -- Japan. They're gonna pay us $550 billion in order to reduce the tariffs. Just to reduce them!"

[Jeph the Giant Ginge @ASG_Jeph]

Bombing an apartment complex?

Who does the VVS think they are, the Philadelphia Police?

[WarTranslated @wartranslated]

The Russian army dropped a FAB-250 bomb with a UMPK on a residential area in Kostyantynivka. As a result of the attack, 5 people were killed. Four apartment buildings were damaged.

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@daraobriain Apparently you can "do it on a cold rainy night in Stoke".

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@GregBaldwinIroh Following weak people who think they're strong.

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@SpockResists Pretty sure that Disney's spine is in the deep freeze next to Walt's head.

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@TroyD_II @MattGertz Except every new senator with a (D) after their name, no matter how ineffectual, gets closer to taking the gavel from Thune and giving it to Murray or Booker.

That's harm reduction, at least.

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@MattGertz Textbook definition of "Necessary, but not sufficient."