Great Scott

I show up with drugs, companionship and pro bono sex.

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

I got a raise, I start vacation and my ex moved 14 hours away today.

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

Thought I was in a good place mentally and shrooms humbled me real quick. 😂 had a panic attack on my porch while my grass looked like it was rippling.

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

@WarDamnRandy Who would of thought it ran better with me and you high as fuck running the dock? 😂

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

@WarDamnRandy Is it time to put our bid in to wash trailers? 👀 check cutting time! 😂

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Ronald Acuna LAUNCHED a ball off the scoreboard before emphatically stating “I’m back”

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

@WarDamnRandy I’m a little faded. Im assuming Florida didn’t make it? 😂

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

Got Gawked, Gorilla Gripped and my lunch paid for today. Sunday Funday. Cheers.

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

@jpwrs84 By science hill? Nah.

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

Than normal *

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

I am getting drunk tonight.

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

@jpwrs84 Came thru with the pit crew.

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

Nasty tweet.

[Sarah Ross @hotsross]

wordle is optional. y’all complain so much, just wanted to remind you

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Where were you when Tommy Tanks took the game of baseball and put it on his back during an MLB lockout?

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

@nope_foh Hey boo. Lol

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Might be a shroom night. This motherfucker at work is testing me.

[Dan Cevette @DanCevette]

Raise your hand high if College Baseball deserves more LOVE 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️⚾️✊️

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

Did this whole bit just because my daughter. Lol

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

I came here to do two things: take a shower and take a shit. And let me tell you, brother, I’m all cleaned up…

[Great Scott @ASGallo16]

You’ll have 2 Ply yourself a little harder May 12th, Wrassle at The Castle when i hit you with the Mega Roll. The Punishing Plunger won’t stand a chance.