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MANC STOCK BROKER. I don't read any news i just fucking guess mate.

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#KEFI interesting as fuck this.

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Apparently the hottest day ever in September. Fucking ever though. #heatwave

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120 made on #KOD it will probably do more but i like profits...

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This #KOD lark is going decent, about 30s up so far. Fair few fish & chips with that...

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#MYN does not give a fuck about any of us. FUCKING MAYAN THOUGH...

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@metaltigerplc What ja reckon is a good name though?
Just call it metal tiger lad
Yeah top shout that rkid

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Reckon I'm a mint stock trader but i don't have a fucking clue what I'm doing just bought one called KOD. Like a chippy though laaa #AIM

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@BBCMOTD Sean Dyche doing Batman impressions all over the show #capedcrusader

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"iPhone 7" black and really fucking black. Mint that laa. #no1givesafuck

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When birds write on facey about being pregnant like they're chosen by God to be the only 1 to be prego. NO1 GIVES A FUCK LOVE.

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Telling ma bird that FIFA's out soon and that its probably gonna bring our relationship to its knees. #marriedtoEA

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#BackToSchool swear i'm going off next little goblin that pops up on facey with his mam saying how cute he looks. Give it a rest mate.

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Fuckin your and you're is a basic. Sort yourselves out and pack it in.

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Someone setup a page for 'how cute are my kids going back to school' fucking horrible all of it. Taking over facey an that. Pack it in mate.

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Currently vomiting over #XFactor scenes

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Mate, this lad on #XFactor is a full pelt faggot. Quit his job and moved away cos some bird fucked him off. New levels there laa.

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.@EricBailly24! 😂 https://t.co/jik7PTBWkj

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Never av i seen City fans get so touchy as when ya talk about Aguero getting pocketed by Big Eric. Even if he doesn't, still had a laugh.

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Remember when @Robinho came down mad fer it thinking he was signing for the reds and then realised he'd proper fucked it. #DeadlineDay

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@juanmata8 with more followers than @ManCity. Not just a couple of heads either. FUCKIN TONS MORE MATE. #itsyoujuanjuan