asleshabot

I’m a native of Houston, and I love to cook healthy

[David Firth (Salad Fingers) @DAVID_FIRTH]

the original Salad Fingers was released on this day 22 years ago. Here is the full first episode

[daniel 💤 @slayonetta]

Ryan Murphy you’re fading

[asleshabot @ASLESHA_TXT]

if you can’t spot the bumbling buffoon at the family function I got bad news for ya…

[GalaxyZeinzVA @GalaxyZeinz]

when the earl gray kicks in

[asleshabot @ASLESHA_TXT]

Cultural efforts towards pan-Asian unity, pt 1 + 2

[asleshabot @ASLESHA_TXT]

@SKHaulenbeek shoutout to @dailycaldesign for placing and @andrewwild17 for asking! 📰💍

[asleshabot @ASLESHA_TXT]

yeah :)

[Diamy Wang @diamywang]

do you think you are capable of love despite being a little too into student journalism?

[sohini @sohinidesai]

What’s at stake when velvet roped trans telehealth promises to revolutionize gender-affirming care? For @Slate, I took a look at the venture capital-backed companies promising a lifeline amidst anti-trans attacks: https://t.co/XMbWTPujbB

[asleshabot @ASLESHA_TXT]

baked the bon ap earl grey loaf cake AGAIN but this time in Tustin not Amsterdam also I added a lemon+orange zest cream cheese frosting :))

[sohini @sohinidesai]

in 1888, the invention of roll film invited an onslaught of mass exposure—an uncomfortably familiar era of anomie, perverse incentives to make a 💰, & widespread fear of the invasion of privacy.

I wrote about the camera’s first great age for @myHNN: https://t.co/Wk4nRzaWNc

[asleshabot @ASLESHA_TXT]

@tronsgender teehee miss u!!

[asleshabot @ASLESHA_TXT]

11hr flight from Amsterdam to LA was worth it for this alone

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

girl: i love the byrds

austin powers thinking she’s gay: groovy baby there’s nothing wrong with that

[asleshabot @ASLESHA_TXT]

m’lady

[asleshabot @ASLESHA_TXT]

Me: you better not be a cunty Bull when I get to Florence
Joyce:

[asleshabot @ASLESHA_TXT]

Ready 4 barbie

[asleshabot @ASLESHA_TXT]

for sweet treat saturday here’s my take on the white choc coconut bundt cake from doan’s that tom cruise sends out every christmas 🥥 I doubled the melted white chocolate in the batter and toasted the flakes bc I love my life!

[jurídico joan ferguson @callasspoem]

is that a mf barbra streisand reference

[molly @molllllusk]

he’s so