"You're a ποΏ½οΏ½ππ ?! And you want me to call you πππππ ?! And you'll introduce me to your π ππππππ ?! And you're gonna make me huff your ππππ πππππ right now ?!?!?!~
Would it ππππ ππππ ππππππππ ππππ if you knew that I have 300+ hours on Elden Ring and daydreamed about fucking nearly every female boss ??? π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
Oh don't mind me~ Just taking @ASPIEOLFO for a little stroll is allπ€This brat gets needy when I don't play with his "fun stick"
And don't try to intervene either, he gets cranky if a pxdo slut isn't worshipping his bitch-breakerπ€Run along if you don't him to break your bones~
What the fuck are you looking at, οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½οΏ½ππππππ ?!
Either throw π πππππππ π-πππππ οΏ½οΏ½ππ ππππππ at me or get lost, I've got two ποΏ½οΏ½πππππππ πππππ to πππππ !!!~
My shameful secret is that every post you talk about killing families or a hubby unaliving himself because of youβ¦ β Something tells me to write more tweets like that~ https://t.co/pYTWz2FpGf
Mentioning your boobs in front of Astolfo:
"Your massive fucking πππππππ? Super stuffed up milkies? Honker wonker, doinky boinkies? Fabric-stretching, wind-flapping, gravity-attracting π ππππππππππππ?"
At that point, just shove your boobs in his face!~ ππ