aspen proctor

[kaia @onherleft]

this is what they did to me at work today

[M. @blndvnt]

how it feels to wake up every day just to repeat the same day again

[7rq @gloccnim]

i dunno how people work full time and come home to a CHILD. i be feeling like this after the work week

[🐾p3arlly 𐙚 @y0urhaunt3dgf]

I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[7rq @gloccnim]

Is it me or is OCTOBER doing 90 mph in a 15 😭😭😭 like hold tf on…

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Little penguin couple holding hands at the beach in South Africa

[Priyanka dhakad🌻🍀 @dhakadgirl8]

Me when I finally lose my patience

[Khaled @khaledalbashaa]

i like twitter cause it doesn’t show me people i may know

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Dollar Tree don't even play music, all you hear is one cashier up front fighting for their life.

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

Finding out that blankets don’t actually make you warm changed my entire worldview. you’re the one generating the heat. the blanket is just trapping it around you. so basically, you’re doing all the work and the blanket is taking credit.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

The weather dropped
from 95 to 60 like it saw
a State Trooper.

[mika @mikasagrada]

Eu segurando as vontades de fazer uma pergunta aleatória que me ocorreu e que não tem nada a ver com a conversa

[𝔞 ⋆｡♱🧷𖦹 ˖°. @deadbeepz]

always laundry that needs done always dinner that needs decided on always dishes to do
always out of paper towels
ALWAYS SOMETHING FUCK

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

may you end up with someone who takes you and your cat seriously.

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando eu clico em “confirmar pagamento” e eles pegam meu dinheiro

[Paully B @boringbuildr]

Me at the red light while the homeless guy stares in my window

[ditto! @pacifissta]

Cuando me dicen q me calme pero ni siquiera estaba enojada

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

big mama is hungry

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me and the 10 pounds I keep losing and gaining: