Another Saturday Ruined

Poor attempt at satire for the long suffering fans of the world's best banter club.
#ChesterThat

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In other news, we predict that the sun will rise again tomorrow.

[cestrian10 @cestrian_10]

you all doubted me…

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@ianjones1967 @ChesterFC Didn't we make the playoffs in 2/3 seasons since ?

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Can't believe this is all Macc brought, 2 mins before kick off.

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Writes itself, at this point.

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

This afternoon's match has been abandoned.

Details regarding a rearranged fixture will be available in due course.

⚫️0-2🔵 | #UTS

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Captain Dec Weeks was pleased with the shrewd commercial move and mentioned that the changing room morale has been lifted as a result.

"Some of these lads can't afford the plasters and vaseline because we gave our bonuses to the lads behind the goal, so this will go a long way"

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BREAKING🚨

Chester FC announce changes behind the scenes.

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General manager, Bert Avis is delighted to announce that Persil is now the official Fabric Softener Partner for Chester FC.

"For too long the shirts have been chaffing the nipples of our players and this 3 year partnership will be music to the ears of those with burger nips."

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👏🏻 we have a winner

[Tony125 @tonyccfc125]

@woodzyCFC @ASRFANZINE

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

🚌 A second Hipkiss Express will travel to @worksoptownfc on Saturday!

The bus will depart at 10:45 from the Deva Stadium - Supporters can book for £25.

📞 Secure your spot - 01244 371376

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At least it's only Saturdays we ruin.

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

FT: #ChesterFC 2-1 @OxCityFC.

Back to winning ways! 💙

#CFCOXF | #UTS

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

🚌 A second Hipkiss Express has been made available for our trip to @SouthShieldsFC on Saturday.

Don't miss out - Book now for £35! 👇

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👀👀

[h1ghtowerr @mr17917]

@ChesterFC Another Saturday ruined

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Oh we are so back now aren't we

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Hope you like long throws.

[AlphaFC - Powering Solana's Football Club @alphafcxyz]

AlphaFC is proud to announce the acquisition of @AlfretonTownFC in our first step to set a new paradigm for fan-control in football.

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Guinness flowing, up the preseason tour seals.

Where is everyone heading pre-game?

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Just to add some context to this, our total budget for the 2025/26 season has now reached £300,000. Or, if you're a Hereford fan, £1.3m.

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

𝗕𝗧𝗕 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗧𝗼𝘁𝗮𝗹. 💙

Not only have you raised our highest 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 Boost the Budget amount, you have smashed the ambitious 125k target we set - raising a final total of £126,492.

What an incredible effort. Thank you. 👏

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That noise 😍

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Mr Burgess....

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

Here's today's 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗡𝗲𝘄𝘀 from @HerefordFC! 👊