kratie

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

you’re telling me that handle is pan?

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

i ask my dad if he knew what a labubu was and he said … a french mistake…

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

they’re turning the gays into frogs…

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

if you’re cold, cathy’s cold…let her in [your window]

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

to anyone who moves against me… good luck escaping the toeflop allegations…

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

@tronrad9000 love

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

telling my kids this was bill gates

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

haven’t seen a newsie cap and unicycle guy in a while…

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

my dream is to go to jersey mike’s…

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

@nedofthedead vichyssoise

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

who the FUCK put animal crackers in my soup

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

he’s a ten but he’s watched every episode of tv in the walking dead franchise

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

i really want to get a one night weekly gig at whole earth provisions and sow chaos amongst the staff

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

are fruit loops all one flavor even though they are different colors

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

new white lotus theme is NOT cunty

[y a n n i @JaySaqqa]

Making myself sad by thinking about whales with barnacles on them

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

feeling extremely influential

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

i need him

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

The more I find out about the guy who’s financially abusing his girlfriend to fund his soup habit, the more angry I get. Apparently when he lived with his parents he only ate the soup a few times a month, but once he moved in with her he started eating it a lot more (on her dime)

[kratie @ASSLORDKATIE]

only the pure of heart can make good soup