johnny 𒉭

[Soup @Sniping_Soup]

listen to some rock n roll today you fuckin pussy

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[Dragon Fruit!🔜AC🩷 @DwagginF]

US Marshals finding me after I go awol (I'm not dying for israel)

[samantha @mobilesuitsam]

bymyselfmaxxing

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

How it feels to be self aware and still repeat self destructive patterns

[helia @cIoudgf]

i play resident evil games with low health no green herbs two bullets & a dream

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

“Men are supposed to lead”
- Bitch who doesnt listen

[Shadz @Shadzey1]

Me having a gun wherever the fuck I want.

[johnny 𒉭 @ASVP_Johnny]

Fuck it, welcome back Escalade

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

AUDI CROOKS WAS EATING TODAY VS KANSAS. SHE CAN’T BE STOPPED.

41 Points
4 Rebounds
19/28 FG

[Hench D. Kunt🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

Nobody will tell you this but you can just be unsafe with guns, nothing happens, I point one at my head all the time and instead of nagging lectures the absurdity of life actually cheers me on, and every time I pull the trigger I wake up at age 6 in my back yard having gained an existential sense of self and by the end of the day I forget it was all just a dream, only to slowly feel the tepid yoke of memory pull at my shoulders long past the opportunity to changed my life, stuck in the flat circle that is time.

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

My financial advisor told me to kill myself

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

Me in 2011 instead of claiming 5 Bitcoin for free

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Me in 2010 instead of buying bitcoin and retiring

[Mwarnism ⳩🇻🇦🇱🇧 @Maronidd]

"He was transphobic and homophobic, he deserved to die"

I have *excellent* news for you about the population of Gaza

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“2025 is gonna be my year”

August: