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We do what we must, because we can.

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New web!!
Scientific web!!
http://t.co/JSxzhRcawP

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@NikkoNikko7 Thank you for notifying the error!

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Take a look at those videos!
We work for a better tomorrow.
But today. #ApertureScience

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Science & Tecnology series #4
http://t.co/PLKwi97edu

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Science & Tecnology series #3
http://t.co/QsXhLUfPQB

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Science & Tecnology series #2
http://t.co/3X5gaXnDQn

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Science & Tecnology series #1
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GL4D0S T1M3!

- Why do you hate humans?
- Twerk.
- I agree.
- Of course you agree, i am a robot.

Robot: (noun) Anything better than humans.

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JJ Abrams contacted with us.
We sent him a portal to the Sun.

NO MOVIE ABOUT US. NEVER. EVER.

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Handheld Portal Device: teleportation on your hands.

Or your feet if you are invalid.
#ScienceSarcasm

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Our offices are located throughout the world.
You may do not see them, but they are there.
#AlwaysWatchingYou

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We apologize about those weird tweets.
Our system is going crazy again.

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Our Perpetual Testing Initiative:
http://t.co/z5kuFJnx4Y

It looks like a game, but it is a real simulator.
Have a nice day.

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Documents sent to Test Subjects that filled our formularies in. (Twitter and other sites).
Perpetual Testing Initiative starting this week.

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Oops we forgot the formulary.
Fill it in please.

http://t.co/tS1m8YtCqi

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Please RT this in order to receive your Handheld Portal Device.

You RT.
We send it to you.
We already know your address.

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We will be testing portals in zero gravity next week.
See you at #ISS.