Alexander Soriano

Chèvre Cheverísimo, Vacan Vacansisimo🃏Logician

[Alexander Soriano @AS_Zander]

“I don’t struggle and I’m not keeping up, people are trying to catch up”
- a BAMF

[Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes]

If I was a witch and I wanted to truly destroy someone, I would curse them with the perpetual belief that everyone is out to get them and nothing is their fault.

[Tyler C @tyler_austin55]

I have never sympathized with an animated character as much as Mr. Incredible.

[el gato malo @boriquagato]

@Ayjchan imagine if we had just never named COVID at all and had just gone on with our lives.

would have saved untold lives and businesses.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Grocery stores be like…here’s an uncooked whole chicken. It’s $10.99. We also have whole rotisserie cooked chickens for $7.99.

Oh, are they like way smaller or taste really bad or something?

No, they’re fall off the bone good. Absolutely perfectly done.

[Righteousrep @righteousr3p]

Women got a weird obsession with imitating men except it’s only the stereotypes they want to imitate. They wanna sleep around they wanna wear strap ons and beat hoes. none of em wanna pay the bills and shut the fuck up about they problems

[Ashok Kumar | 🇵🇸 @broseph_stalin]

Hypothetically, if warehouses keep burning down, insurers could start treating low wages as a risk factor and refuse to cover sites that underpay staff, turning low pay into a direct liability.

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

Daily reminder: Nixon wanted to be the American Messmer, constructing a fleet of 1,000 nuclear plants, making American a clean country from then all the way through to today.

If he had his way, we would have defeated climate change AND electricity bills.

[Michael Sartain, Capt USAF Ret. @SartainPodcast]

If you’re a hoe and you’re not at Coachella, you’re not serious about your craft

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.

[Burner @BurnerDontask]

Its not "for free" that money is used to fund infrastructure and public goods throughout Israel

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

Bass Windu is becoming an AI masterpiece.

I want a full movie.

[Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸 @realtimsharp]

Hey @benshapiro. Today is day 2 of me asking.

Since you are now eligible to serve in the military with the age cap raised, will you be enlisting to fight for Israel?

[C3 @C_3C_3]

If you replaced the Senate with 100 random plumbers.

I bet the results for Americans would be better.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

The Iranians HAVE to realize that demanding the release of the unredacted Epstein files as a condition to re-open the strait of Hormuz is probably the strongest card they have right now…

[MW4Liberty @MW4Liberty]

Most Americans wouldn’t recognize a coup even if a foreign government bought the Congress and the major media, ran an intelligence agency driven blackmail scheme compromising top officials, pushed us into a war that isn’t ours, and had politicians lining up to pledge loyalty abroad; flying over for photo ops to kiss walls while neglecting their own people.

Good thing nothing like that is happening.

[Thomas Sowell Quotes @ThomasSowell]

Warren Buffet: "I can end the deficit in five minutes. You juts pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress are ineligible for reelection."

[CatGirl Kulak 😻😿 (Anarchonomicon) @FromKulak]

Say what you will about Iran, their missiles have executed more Epstein clients than our courts have.

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take 🤷

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

The FBI couldn’t be bothered to investigate the Epstein Israeli pedo ring but it’s investigating a war hero who’s blowing the whistle…

Thats how corrupt our government has become.